[Palworld - Kelvin Pal from Sons of the Forest]

Let's be honest, there's been a lot of hilarious mods for this game, but I don't think ANY could compare to having Kelvin from Sons of the Forest modded into this game.  I know, I know, he's Intellectual Property, and having him as a companion could really cause a lot of litigation concerns, so I'm pitching the following idea to anyone that's proficient with 3d modeling, UE modding, and bone rigging/AI:

I emplore someone, somewhere - PLEASE, make a "legally compatible rendition" of Kelvin, we'll call him "Kalvin" under parody law, who's JUSt as derpy, but instead of being deaf let's make him have a shattered tibia and walk with a limp, or something.  Anyway, This pal will be derpy as all hell, walk around with a limp, and make guttoral sounds similar to that of a 95 year old man experiecing coitus for the first time in 40 years when he performs actions.  Then, when he's done, he'll give a high five animation instead of the WONDERFUL "Thumbs up" (Hey, me do good) that Kelvin does.

[Request: Scary Gary from Rick and Morty pal reskin]

Someone somewhere HAS to make this happen, and if you can make it's sound him saying "Aww, B%*#h" that would be even better!

I would, but I'm not familiar enough with bone rigging / 3d modeling, sadly :/