I gotta say i liked Elwood's stuff. Find it on page 1 its funny. Also Theta Orionis's on page 2 ITS HILARIOS ! and heres mine: I like killing Imperials and still not holding acountant for that, don't you ??? Well this time my little companions were 2 Lord Minotaurs. Ofcourse I didnt interfere it would spoil the show. So I caught them in a cave not far from Weyon Priory. They spotted me and started running and i sat on my shadowmere and took off to Chorrols main gate. i passed by Weyon Priory on the way but they didnt notice, or i though they didnt... So im there next to Chorrol main gate, the guards see the Minotaurs and atack, whyle i use Invisibility spell to not draw atention. So they jump on the guards (and other people nearby)... To my amuse, in the end everybody turned out dead and the 2 minotaurs are still alive. After they finished with them, they started running somewhere. Huh? i dicided to follow them. So they ran and stopped in Weyon Priory, and started killing the horses. Thats weird... the priests were alarmed so they came out to deal with them, and turned out they died too in the end ... and then the minotaurs ran back to where they came from... Its not particularly funny the way i wrote that, sorry im no autor. But thats unusal stuff, just wanted to share.