Dicecaster

Granted, but you're kicked out because it's too long, according to the forum rules. I wish I had a Gamespy account (in order to play Borderlands online).

Granted, but since you're currently low on cash, you sell them to TheReverend for $50. I wish Borderlands had a sequel (and that I had the fourth DLC).

Granted, but as the wish-granter, I deem the perfect amount to be 0kg. I still wish for that ping pong ball w/Jell-O.

Granted, but that slows down the server. I wish I had a ping pong ball covered in Jell-O (running out of ideas, people) .

Granted, but the builders forgot to install tunnels. I wish I had Portal.

Granted, but they're carnivorous sheep (should've looked at the label..). I wish more people would post to this game.

Granted, but your boss is gonna be mad when he finds you sleeping during work hours. I wish I owned the BBC channel.

Didn't see that one, but it looks like the Asylum one at least mentioned the Mayan prophecy (2012 even put it in as an afterthought).

Granted. [see "Granted" for corruption] I wish I had some Chips Ahoy! right now (the chewy ones, too).

So, I recently watched the movie 2012, and I'd like to hear everyone's thoughts on the subject. The only thing I've got to say is: if all the superheroes lived in our world, and such a catastrophe really occured, Aquaman would be laughing his butt off.

Granted, but they think it's spam without actually looking at the page. I wish I had a reason to create a website.

Your unstated wish is granted: however, there wasn't enough ice to cover the flaming burger while, simultaneously, milking the other three cows. I wish for the ability to use photosynthesis to support my body, instead of food consumption.

Granted, but it wasn't a legal release *ghgh* Captain, another ACR owner, shall we move in? Roger, you have a go, sergeant.*ghgh*. I wish I were better at making text that conveyed the meaning of white noise/static.

I play a lot (username: Dicecaster38). Lately, I've been playing the Sandbox mod (haven't really made anything, but it's fun to see what other people do on the servers).

Granted, but that draws attention away from this game. I wish pirates and ninjas could consider each other equals, and that I knew what the reason for this :psyduck: is (I know that's technically two wishes, go with it).

Granted, but you can't find all your good textures, so your stuck with just the one that looks like carpet. I wish I could get Skyrim and Battlefield 3 in a bundle for $2.00.

Granted, you are motivated to very mediocre things. You're only allowed one wish, the second doesn't count (lo and behold, I am the corruption king). I wish I owned Bethesda Game Studios.

Granted, but it's some 15 year old kid who charges too much and gets half your list wrong. I wish I were brighter.

Granted, but LordWushin's mucus is on it. I wish I had an iron belly.

Granted, but the National Anti-Sheep Force (NASF) recruited every non-sheep member, and then utterly OBLITERATED the sheep infestation. *Cough* I wish the sheep bandwagon died faster (offense only partially intended. . .)

Granted, but the mods take out all the content except the landscape and the PC (NPC's, equipment, enemies, cities, etc.). I wish I could think up my own obscure reference to talk about (and award other members for recalling).

Granted, it mows away all your peace and calm (type "define:lown" in a Google search bar). I wish I'd played Neverwinter Nights more (I should've known who Deekin is, but I have woefully underplayed the game).

Right, I'm a huge fan of Halo 2 for Windows Vista, and I'm trying to figure out how to use custom maps (from halomaps.org). I've consulted this thread already, and it didn't work after trying it both ways. Also, I'm specifically trying to use them in online games, is this possible or can you only do it for LAN games (which would explain all the trouble I've been having)?

Sure. Obama gets a new time travelling Lamborghini. I wish to be a 10th level dragon disciple (blue).

Granted. It reappears in four seconds. I wish Pathfinder would live forever.