:gasp: I got it! Two iguana tacos, two pounds of alligator meat medium-rare, cheesy potato chips, four boxes of scallops, Norwegian Lobster tail (Divine!), a whole spit-roasted Komodo dragon, eight deep fried twinkies, ten 1-pound triple cheeseburgers, two rotisserie chickens (one dark meat, one white meat), twenty six ring dings, fourteen slices each of four pies (Pumpkin, Mixed berry (all standard berries), Apple, Lemon Meringue), seven of every type of sushi roll, nine burritos, eighteen taco salads, seven pounds of Brussels sprouts, fifteen passion fruit tarts, nine stair fruit juice shots, three hundred sixty two pistachios, four whole watermelons, ninety eight pheasants, four hundred eight thread snakes (Lightly salted and poached in butter) an entire roast snake (King Cobra), fourteen gallons of hollandaise to use as I please, forty nine pints of relish to use as I please, and thirty three entire french hens SPECIFICALLY from the southern French Riviera. All spread out in 5 meals, each 5 courses, every day for my final three days.