Violentguy

A Skeever killed the Dragonborn in the sewers under a brewery. I win.

Since my newest character is an Orc Warrior who sympathizes with the Empire, I feel like he should also revere the Thalmor for not completely enslaving the Empire during the War. Do any other Imperial sympathizers feel the same way or am I just stoopid? Plus I think they look awesome with their awesome robes. Awesome.

Do the bunnies versus the dragon!!

If you want super duper uber graphics, go look out your window. But if that's not clear enough then try opening it. I'd bet that you graphics-crazy people will still complain. A game is just that: a game. Have fun with it for a while. If you want better graphics, well, go to the park or something.

I died to a Skeever.

1000 rabbits vs 1 dragon. Should be a toss-up.

Wow this thread really died. But it had a good run. I salute you, thread.

Cicero just because he is different and he can dance.

Lmao thanks for the chuckle guys.

Run down the Throat of the World in under 3 minutes. Potions and shouts are alowed.

Oh man that dungeon gave me the heeby jeebies. I just pretended that the knocking was a glitch and that ghosts don't exist. Ghost don't exist. Ghosts don't exist. Ghosts don't exist...

I admit that on a crazy rampage I actually tried to shoot every guard in Whiterun in the knee with an arrow. I failed miserably.

Lightning Bolt helped me until level 12 so get that asap. I get one spell for each school so I have FireBolt and LightningBolt and IceBolt.

Doesn't that make him the Headless Horseless Horseman?

Oooo sounds amazing. Where can I find dead thrall? I only have summon flame atronach as my sole conjuration spell.

You have to talk to him about marriage in general. I believe your first dialogue option is "tell me about Mara" or something like that. Then he will talk about the goddess of love and how she helps the poor and that the temple also does wedding ceremonies. Then you could figure out the rest. Good luck!

Where can I get ice storm? I have the three bolts.

What are some usefull spells and where can I find it? I'm getting slaughtered with firebolt so I think it's time to upgrade.

I'm playing xbox. Right now I'm thinking Uthgerd the Unbroken who was the heavy armor gal who fought you in the Bannered Mane in Whiterun. I really want to marry this Gray-Maine woman but I can't. What's your thoughts on Ysolda?

I just ended up reloading as well. Also, who is a good person to marry? And by good I mean hot. Lol.

So I married someone in Riften and after the marriage ceremony she walked out the door without saying anything and I decided to look around the temple for like 5 sec thinking that I'll catch up with her outside. But she was gone. She was my follower before that. I can't find her anywhere. What do I do? File for divorce?

Check the stew pot

Nope sorry.

Oh. My. GOD. I've deleted more characters in Oblivion than I've had characters! Lol hyperbole but still. There is no words to describe the feeling of "WTF DID I DO?!?!?!?" when you accidentally saved over your 1st level 28 assassin-thief. Actually "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" describes it well. But yah the save screen is not really thought out. Each save is arranged chronologically, and you can't see the name of the save until you click on it. God help you if you accidentally double-click.

Yes, because in real life it takes 4 swings of that 5 meter long, 300 pound club to kill a man. Giants are not OP, they should realistically kill in one hit. If I could kill someone with one swing of a baseball bat, I'm pretty sure a giant can with that tree-trunk of a club. The animation of flying into the air is just a glitch, but either way you are just plain dead. Stop crying.