Saphinator

So, I'm sure some of us have had trouble with Skyrim being laggy? That our systems are not 'quite' fast enough to keep up sometimes? A part of this issue, could be very long loading screens, ESPECIALLY when fast traveling or logging in, right? I know I've had that issue for AGES! Being forced to leave the computer and come back 10 minutes later, and it's STILL loading, before it finally opens up at the 15 min mark. I got sick of it, and started to try experimenting... And I found a fantastic solution, that requires NO mods, no risk taking, absolute zero problems on your part. Here's what you do: (NOTE: I did this on VISTA, I dont know if it works as flawlessly on XP or 7, let me know please?) 1) Get into a loading screen you're SURE will take FOREVER!( Such as a fast travel ) 2) Push Ctrl+Alt+Delete 3) It should open up the page where you can decide to change your password, open task manager etc. 4) Open the task manager 5) The screen should turn black 6) Sit and wait for a maximum of 10 seconds 7) Bam, Skyrim opens, and the Loading Screen is done. That simple, just CTRL ALT DEL and open the task manager while you're in a loading screen. Plain and simple! This has completely removed my irritation with loading screens, as they're now a reasonable length! :D Minor issue: I've seen a rough etched 2% chance of your game crashing to Desktop when you do this(Seems to happen a lot if you have a browser open). My advice is the golden rule of Elder Scrolls gaming: SAVE OFTEN!!!!! Good luck, and have fun! :D

So first of all, I'd like to thank the OP for making this post, it ended up becoming extremely helpful to me, and 3 friends who all sat and tried to figure this problem out. MANY thanks to you, and oudric who found the solution! Here, again, is the solutions made: How to fix grayed out Data Files tab on Launcher: For Windows Vista(64 bit): Go to "Documents\My Games\Skyrim" you will find two files "Skyrim.ini" and "SkyrimPrefs.ini" open "SkyrimPrefs.ini" in notepad then search for [Launcher] under it write "bEnableFileSelection=1" so it will look like this: [Launcher] <----- This is the text you're looking for. bEnableFileSelection=1 <-------- This is the line that isn't there until you add it there, just add it as is shown here!b] bShowAllResolutions=1 <----- Do not touch uLastAspectRatio=3 <------- Do not touch [blurShaderHDR] <----- Do not touch bDoHighDynamicRange=1 <----- Do not touch [blurShader] <----- Do not touch bUseBlurShader=0 <----- Do not touch Open "File" tab Hit "Save" Close the window. Open Skyrim Launcher normally. There you have it. Windows 7 solution is explained further behind in the thread. PS: Problems with crashing after Bethesda logo: It is likely a mod interference issue. My advice to you, is, as always, to reboot your system and try again. If that doesn't solve it, try and deactivate your mods. If it fixes it, debate wether to deal with not using that mod. *If you REALLY want the mod: Remove the mod completely. Then reboot your system. Then run Internet Explorer as Admin. Then download the mod again. Now run Skyrim as admin, and make sure the mod is activated in Data Files(If Data Files is grayed out, see above) That should fix it.

No no, gosh no, lol, nothing to do with rape. When I say Estrus like, I'm talking the same kind of animation and script extending, you know, with the knocking over and picking up n such? Being able to go in and out of forced positions, that kinda stuff, not the CONCEPT. But I dont know if what I heard is official, for all I know it could all be lies, but I heard about a certain Russian made Oblivion mod that I'm VERY interested in, only problem is that it was removed from the Nexus for whatever reason(I don't see why since there's, no offense, some REALLY sick stuff on here :S Much worse than what I have in mind, lol. Just look at the mod where your weapon is pretty much a sword stuck clean through a limbless torso.....) Please, if you take offense to anything I say let me know, and I'll delete all of this and just forget about it! I'm just trying to request something I've searched for for a really long time with no luck. I'm kind of afraid and embarassed at the same time about this.

Looking for a modder with few limits, who'll do anything, please PM me on the forum or on the actual website. I have a mod idea that I know some russian guy did a while ago which got removed from the Nexus, but I'm sure I'm not the only guy out there who wants one. So any mod creaters with experience in extended scripting and forced positions and animation, such as Estrus(to give you an idea of what will be required), please message me. Thank you. PS: Was gonna write my request out, but since I know there're people who DONT like this idea, I'm gonna have to censor it, and only reveal it to those whom it'll eventually concern.