I dont have any muffins... Its all the pixels fault. I dont have a girlfriend, but OH MY GAWD IF THE PIXEL TOUCHES MY BOYFRIEND..., im broke because of that pixel, im sure my friends are able to handle the pixel, and I dont text so theres nothing for it to read! Hah!
Oh its not that I need help with them... Perhaps... I dont know, but when they come into my life, start living in my home, eating my food, sitting down for a cup of tea and a convo with me, perhaps I do need help with them. Does hating pixels make me racist? OHMAHGAWD