[Stupid Morrowind nicknames?]

We all know that Morrowind includes many long and hard to pronounce names of people and places. So my question is, do you intentionally or accidentally call things by the wrong name for amusement or out of frustration?

For instance, I have called:

 

Caius, Caiphas

Nerevarrine, Never-never-ine

Hortator, Potato

and Tel Branora, Tel Granola

 

Please tell me I'm not the only one.