Gabbemaster
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didn't know what it was, and...
OOC> Ok, Just kidding ;)
decided to pick it up... I mean, you never know when an unidentified enchanted item may come in handy.
Thier only problem right now, was that Gatto and Obriel REALLY wanted to be Gabriel and Otto again, so they decided to...
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they stumbled over an unidentified enchanted item on the ground, it was...
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quickly picked up thier newly bought 'Sock'ia-Mobilephones and called their mothers:
Gabriel (or Otto): "Help Mom! We gona die here!"
Mom: "Who bloody cares? You forgot my last birthday!"
Otto (or Gabriel): "But..."
Mom: "No, I won't send you any money! Get lost!"
*Klick*
And then the dog...
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I have about 26 million in morrowind with my main char! Damn boooooring! Well, in the beginning i stole stuff and sold it. The classic thing to do is stealing the 60000 gold soulgem in balmora mageguild... easy money :P
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There was no bush there! Only a note on the table... When the terrorsit leaned forward to read the note...
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sneak into the building and kill the bush, but unfortunate, he had forgott to take his bombs with him, and now he stood there, outside the bushs room, totally confused, what to do? what to do?... But then he got a hint on his communication radio, a voice said:
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one of the local terrorists. That was the evil part, becuase now they could sneak their weapon in to Bushs lair without him noticing at all! Incredible!
But what they didn't count with, was Bush personal guard, the big...
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Gabriel and his crazy classmate Otto had a plan... Unfortunate for Bush, he didn't have a clue what the heck they was planning, so he got a big surprise when they...
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OOC> No, we here on "Gabriels Bra Corporation" just want to advertise for our new product "Deadly Cucumber Bra", a dark green bra depicting a cucumber with a scythe. Very sexy!
God him/her-self, and God knew what Bush was trying to hide... but, since God was so good, he let bush keep his secrets for himself, until now...
When someone claims that he is better then God, then God gets angry, and when God is angry, you better hide your ass in the nearest trashcan. Now God was angry, and he/she had figured out the perfect way to punish Bush, God told humankind Bush's biggest seecret, and it was:
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They saw it, in the doorway stood the ugliest cucumber ever seen, it was the cucumber of death, the cucumber of pain, the cucumber of malfunctioning-hardware...
There was nothing they could do... But, someone knew what to do, and that one was...
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Look in the corner!
And when the smurfs did, they found...
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look in their library after any clue to waht this "salvatino" was, and how to defeat it.
They found...
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stod up and said: "Ayezor! Ya noobzor lolzor hackzor thingyzor! I knowzor whatzor 'salvatinozor' iszor! Butzor, I wont tellzor! Moahahahahaha....zor"
But then salvatino...
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... do so, the werebunny of "salvatino" was eaten by "Otto!" (Gabriels now infamus crazy classmate)...
and...
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Unfortunately for santa, Oblivion allso rids the world of social life, and a lot of soft drinks and peanuts.
And, since santa is made of social life, soft drinks ("and possibly peanuts to") santa died!
But...
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Santa crashed in to her with his sleigh!
- Oh no! What will happen to cristmas now?
Santa said to himself...
- All my presents will be coverd with cathair!
But... as a gift from God, santas brother appeard, and...
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Sounds great =) It would be nice if you could make a place where we can brag about our unique items to :-P
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*Sneak... Sneak... Sneak... (and a bit of "lurk" to)...*
He he he... This will do it i think...
*Paints the smurfs red*
He he he... Am I not the most evil male without a father in this arena?
*Sneaks away*
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"Aha! You kids-of-mothers! I'm back!"
Throwing snowballs on everyone that remeber me... and on everyone else too, just in case...
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...Ate Catwoman. Unfortunate, Otto, Gabriels crasy classmate appeard out of nowhere and ate the sock to... But that wasn't the end of it, becasue...
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walkes over to the shower... But, instead of water, something else came out of the shower, it was...
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Gex! He said: "Enter the Gecko-space!"
And then jumped into the portal... And...
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Some terrorist said: "Everyone down on the floor!", "We have now control over the plane, and will soon crash in the tower of london! Moahahahahah!"
But...
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Mall-Chick (you know that girl in the mall earlier in the story). But...
A never ending story
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