Gabbemaster
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Offler the crocodile God!
And that was bad, because...
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Someone opened the box, and a big face was staring down at him, the face said:
YOU MUST ENTER THE MATE-RIX
And Jack found himself inside a big town, with lots of naked pornostars, and also evil rabbits in black suits and black sunglasses... What whould he do?
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... with nothing to talk to except himself, so he did what every Bill-Gate-Zor guys would do in that situation, he started to talk to himself:
"No one like us", he said to himself, kissing his computer.
"My precious-zor..."
"But we wont let those Mac-OS guys take our precius away from us"
"No we won't-zor, we will use our hack-zor skills to break-zor in to their main-zor system-zor, and brake them-zor from the inside-zor!!!!!"
But Gabbe, who had been hiding behind a rubbergum, suddenly jumped out from it screaming:
"I wont let you destroy the humanity like this! I wont let you get a monopoly on the Computer-market!"
Gabbe then drew his dubble-bladed-silver-coloured-unique-ownidge-crystal-Lighsab... no, Banana! From his pocket and killed Bill Gates with one singel poke in the middle of his stomach!
And then everything was fine again, the world was saved, everyone was happy... well, almost everyone, because there was someone who had an evil plan... IT WAS...
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...that he has a "holy-greenade" inside his right pocket!
Gabbe throws the greenade in the face of the biggest and most nasty wolf.
But... Unfortunate, Gabbe realised that the wolf wasn't more than a feew feets away.
"damn!", Gabbe said as the holy enchantment in the greenade made him fly high in the sky, so high in fact, that Gabbe found himself standing on a cloud, looking straight at the gates to the kingdom of God.
"Holy poo... this is awesome"...
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mmm chocolate...
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:embarassed:
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"RUUUUUUUUUU.......*vomits like hell*........n"
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But Gabbe, who had really high lvl in "Sneak and take chocolate from other lucky bastards", sneaked over to the lucky male without a father Theta and took the chocoalte!
:P
;)
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Out of Story> Not sure I understod the last post correct, so correct me if I'm wrong =)
Ebon Hawk, then everything would be fine. But unfortunate for them, the Ebon Hawk was currently on it's way to the famous "House of Galaxy Delights" in a galaxy far far away...
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... Someone turned of the wossname-drive and everything that had ever happend, had not happend. So the socks did not talk anymore, the shoes did not walk anymore, and the guy named Chalk didn't Chalk anymore.
But, there was still hope for the socks, because, there was a pair of socks that was so horribly real that they could never be false. And that was the fearsome socks of "Dark0ne". They still lived, and was just going to kill another innocent nose when...
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You have done a great job Dark0ne!
What are you talking about Abramul? *runs over to front page to take a look*
Oh! Now i see! Wonderfull Dark0ne!
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Gabriel the fearsome Ice-Dragon, walks in and breaths some ice on Abramul... Cold? :-)
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yes, but you have to pay monthly! And that is BAD... I think =) First, you have to pay for the game, then you have to pay for internet, and then you have to pay even more every month... To mych if you ask me. But the game is good, so maybe it's worth it... maybe...
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what happens if Dark0ne takes? And then close the forums? :wink2: Problem... :tongue2:
*Soggie jumps in to this thread, and says:* "What the... Damn! That was the ugliest sock I ever seen!!! *Run's like hell back to the thread in which he belongs*
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What? :rolleyes: I didn't hear anything *innocent* :rolleyes:
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*Steps inside and looks confused for a moment, but then grins towards everyone*
"Hey! A party! Nice!"
"Look what I got everyone! Nord-Mead!", *One hell of a big beer glass appears in the mittle of the dance floor* "Lets get DRUNK! It's free for everyone!"
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... remembered that it had forgotten to clean its portaloo this year.
The socks, who had never seen such a thing in their whole life, stared at the now dissapearing space-ship, and the portaloo, standing all alone there on the ground.
The sock-general (Dr-Ecnirwind), and the shoe-general (Dr-Rincewind), walked
(followed by their life-guar's) over to the portaloo.
"Peace dude!" Dr-Ecn...wossname... said to Dr-Rin...wossname... and kicked his life-guar to show that he had friendly-purposes.
"Yea! Peace!" Dr-rin...what the f**k he now calls himself... answered, and in return kicked his own life-guar.
"I wonder what happened to the haggis...", wossname said.
"Yea, it's not fair-play to just..."
But he didn't finish what he was supposed to say, because out of the portaloo, something horrible appeard... It was A/AN...
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OOC> But I don't know what Cliff-reply means :undecided:
... then they would be able to kill the shoe-leader first, and lower the shoes morale. Because, shoes wasn't famous for theyr ability to think for themself.
Unfortunate, the shoes was planning exactly the same thing...
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and then???
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...Realised that P-Elvis had left the building.
"Hey!", the little pony sock yelled, "Pelvis has left the building! What shall we do? Maybe he was a spy, and maybe he is now heading for the boots as fast as he can, to tell them what we are planning! What shall we do?"...
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...The Dungeons of Dragons....
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...But unfortunately, Sock-Wader appeared before the socks eyes, he had arrived from a galaxy, far far away. Sock-Wader used his Tight-Saber and cut of Giblets legs, put the legs in a bag, and dissapeard in a cloud of... dust...
Eh... said one of the socks...
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<Out of story> "...and?... what happened then?" </Out of story>
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... To follow the Mall Chick. Soggie didn't know her language, but he was damn sure that her song had something to do with "I love you soggie boggie, Oh my soggie boggie, I love you soggie boggie, come and get me soggie..."
So Soggie, who had allready forgot the war, flew on sock-clouds after Mall Chick... Well... the way he belived she had walked... But, instead he ended up in...
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... And lands in the shoe base, right on the local mall... And then a girl walks over to Soggie, she is, the Mall-Chick. She says: "Hi my little friend :smiley: What are you doing here?".
Soggie stares at here, and then he say, with a tiny voice...
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... "That we will support you to 102 percent!... If (there is allways an IF) you promise to where these brassieres :grin:"
gabbe_master puts out a couple of bra's with a big smile.
"Eh..." Said Soggie, "...Eh... Have really you wrote what I think you've wrote on those bra... bre... wossnames?"
"Yea" said gabbe_master, "something wrong with We will breast those shoes! But we will do it with our breasts covered!?
Soggie answered...
A never ending story
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...Call for the waiter...
"Waiter!"
"Wait!" The waiter said...
"What the hell are you talking about! I'm a bloody GOD! If I wan't you here, then you be here!" Offler yelled.
And suddenly, the waiter stood right in front of Offler.
"Thank's, I like fast food", Offler said. And then he swallowed the waiter in one big...eh... swallow...
But Offler was still hungry, so...