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  1. i downloaded it and have been playing for a few days now. A very fun mod!

     

    I've only encountered a minimum of bugs, which did not affect gameplay.

     

    One thing that did bug me though was the fact that there are no banks in Morrowind. If there were banks you could take a 5000gp loan to start yourself off and once your farm started producing well you could pay back the loan and start making profit.

     

    I think this would be a good addition to the mod.

  2. If I recall correctly, 'what is seven multiplied by nine?', which tells you quite a bit about the universe. :P

     

    [CALCULATOR]

    7*9

    ENTER

    7*9 = 63

    42≠63

    [/CALCULATOR]

     

    :P

    I'm wearing my official 42 t-shirt right now, so I may be able to explain. (due to the t-shirt transmitting it's official brain enhancement waves. Patent Pending)

     

    Nothing in the universe is definint (sp?). Such as the spelling of that word, or any word for that matter.

     

    But the fact that I am the coolest frood ever remains, despite my (or Douglas Adams') theory.

  3. ...best strategy......"StarCraft"...

    How can you use that phrase with the game StarCraft?

     

    Everyone I see playing it *cough*FlightlessBird*cough* just builds up a massive army and rushes. (particularlly in the begining)

     

    Rise of Nations is has way more strategy because it uses a flanking system.

     

    As for good games...

     

    Mechwarrior/commander series.

  4. Nothign burns in lava other then people, but you can place books and other such things in lava to make bridges.

    That's only in Morrowind.

     

    If you base real life on Morrowind insted of the other way around, than you need your head checked.

  5. Go get a Xanga fer gawd sakes!!!111!!

     

    1. Your Mother was a hamster and your Father smelled of Elder Berries

     

    2. I fart in your general direction

     

    3. I will get a strike for this, and it's all your fault for enticing me

     

    4. Spam is no one's friend...

     

    5. I am the Uber 1337est Southern guy on these forums

     

    today is friday

     

    6. you can read a calender?

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    7. you can't go "down" from Arizona to get to California

     

    not thatany1 here actually knows me or cares about me

     

    8. you're right, we don't

  6. Duriel stares at Ebon wondering how in the heck a 14 year old level one Dunmer got a full set of ebony plate, an ebony longsword, an ebony shortsword, and a bunch of ebony arrows.

     

    Then he remembers:

     

    "Wait a sec, I don't care."

  7. Duriel is suprised by such a response, because Isaac was always very quiet.

     

    "I ammm doinnng welll."

     

    Duriel sits down across the table from Isaac.

     

    "I commme to seeeek my fortune."

     

    Duriel hails the bartender. The batender brings over two flin.

     

    "Havve a drinnnnk. Tell meee off yourr travvels sinnnce we parrted wayys."

  8. Name: Duriel

    Race: Khajiit

    Sex: Male

    Sign: The Lady

    Occupation: Thief

    Guilds/Houses: former Thieves Guild Captain and former House Brother of House Hlaalu

    Armor: glass cuirass, glass greaves, glass pauldrons, black shirt, black pants, black gloves with inlaid ebony

    Weapon(s): ebony shortsword, ebony dagger

     

    Duriel came to Morrowind to seek his fortune in others wealth. He was living well as a thief but he still could not reach the level of wealth that he had dreamed of since living in poverty in Cyrodiil.

     

    This lead him to join the Thieves Guild and rise through the ranks as a great thief. He was once part of the return of the Bal Molagmer but was quickly seduced by greater wealth, joining the Great House Hlaalu and leaving the Thieves Guild behind.

     

    House Hlaalu sent him to represent thier interests in Ebonheart. When there was talk of a new island, called Cyrilia, being raised he was quick to jump at an offer to invest. His investments payed off when trade routes to and from Cyrilia were among the best in Southern Morrowind. He delved deep into illegal practices, whatever turned a profit he would do, regardless of the law. For some reason he grew to greatly dislike Altmer, Argonians, and Bosmer. He quickly turned to Skooma and it made him feel great. Life was great. He owned the biggest mansion in Cyrilia, save for the Mayors, and money was pooring in.

     

    Then the muck hit the strange Dwarven device.

     

    He was sent to jail on so many charges it took half a year to sort them out. House Hlaalu took most of his wealth and his mansion. All he had left were the exquisite clothes on his back. Not to mention a skooma addiction.

     

    When he got out of jail he was right where he had started, a lonely Khajiit with nothing to call his own and no one to call his friend. Lucky for Duriel someone in the Thieves Guild heard of his plight and decided to take pity on Duriel.

     

    They helped him to secure a small portion of his former wealth. Even though it was a fraction of what he once owned, it was still quite a large amount of money. It was enough to buy him some glass armor, some clothes, a sword, a dagger, and custom made ebony gloves to allow his claws to unsheath. He went to the Mages guild and spent a year in rehab for his skooma addiction.

     

    Life has been tough but he is back on his paws. He dreams of once again living in a giant mansion and having a feast every night. He wanders the land searching to regain his past wealth by joining any adventures that happen need an extremly skilled acrobat or thief.

     

    Now that you know him lets go back to the bar.

     

    A rather desperate but slightly rich looking Khajiit enters the bar:

     

    "Greetingsss, doo you happpen to servve fliin?" he says to the barkeep.

    Than he sees a pleasant sight.

    "Nevvver minnd." he says and walks over to Isaac.

    "Hello old friennd. Mayyy I get you a drinnnk?"

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