MastrGunZ
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...they realized they wouldn't be able to get inside Chuk's mansion without anything short of an army, because guarding the estate was several hundred clones of Chuk. These clones were lesser versions of the real Chuk so they were more like highly trained special forces instead of the god-like being Chuk actually was. Angus and BULHoFS decided that the only way they could get inside and defeat Chuk was to....
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...everyone stopped fighting each other and looked at the portal where Marcus Wolfe was trapped. They all have been tolerating Marcus' retarded posts but now they just had enough, so they all paused their epic fight(the ninjas paused their tea drinking, and ChukIndy stopped crying) to say STFU. The fight promptly resumed, the ninjas went back to drinking tea, and the waterworks from ChukIndy started up again.
After the battle was over Nobody had succeeded in killing Anybody so Someone suggested that Everyone just stop fighting. This suggestion resulted in...
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Everyone decided to have a huge party. They all drank fruit punch and ate cheetos while reminiscing on all the fun times they had together. After the party the two ninjas decided they should kill everyone. Chuk, Indiana, and Mr. Rogers found out about the ninjas plot and decided they had to do something. They decided that they had to...
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...he exploded. Guts went everywhere. It was gross. Mr. Rogers used his awesome godlike mind power to bring them back to life. However they did not come back to life perfect, they had many flaws. The major flaw they suffered was...
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...movies. Indiana Jones wanted to watch one of his movies starring him but Chuck Norris wanted to watch one of his own movies that he was in. The two began to fight again whilst Mr. Rogers sat quietly and watched...
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..."MY performance was best!" This statement induced and argument over whose performance was best. The argument led to...
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...became outraged that they didn't get to see an epic three-way battle so they all bumrushed the three god-like mortals. Our three moral heroes decided they should...
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...which forced chuck to toggle on god mode as well(chuk's god mode > LHoFS's god mode) which enabled him to easily defeat the LHoFS. But just then Indiana Jones jumped into the brawl and also toggled god mode on(Jones' god mode > Chuk's god mode). So with a godlike Indian Jones and an all powerful Chuk the inevitable was about to happen, they...
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...then he had a genius idea(he's not called genius for nothing), he would just use a pubic hair(gross). So after spending hours in his bathroom getting the courage to make the pluck, he finally succeeded in getting a strand of human hair. Now with the single strand of human hair which would give the genius the power to own every Fishy Stick in the galaxy, the evil genius decided to...
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...all of the hobos in the world were planning a war on the rich and decent. They were sick of living in soggy boxes and getting food from dumpsters and they wanted revenge on the wealthy for...well, for being wealthy. They called their plan: Operation Hobo Vengeance. The first stage of the operation was...
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...that due to the recent deaths caused by ogres and their smell, all ogres were going be executed(yes even shrek and his family) The young ogre jumped up out of his chair and tried to think of a plan of action, but since he had severe mental problems, he couldn't. Just then the military barged into his house and began...
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...offered all of the CCFS's to the ogre, the ogre took one bite of one of the CCFS, and due to some very major allergic reaction to fish, promptly fell over and died. The natives fearing the CCFS's to be cursed threw them all into the sea and decided to...
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...it doesn't pay to fight an internal battle between two merged ninjas, not even for a fishicle. And plus he/they were in a factory that made these fishicles so there were hundreds to go around. So he/they promptly made up and tried to decide what to do next. After a few hours of thinking he/they decided to...
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...the FFFFS workers started watching as well. Everyone was enjoying watching the epic ninja battle and some even started placing bets on who would win. The ninjas realized that people were laughing at them and making a game of their serious epic battle, so they both teamed up to make the second most deadliest ninja in the world by merging their bodies into one(the first most deadly ninja was 3 ninjas merged into one) then they commenced to slaughter the 5N and all of the FFFFS workers. After the ninja(s) was finished he/they decided to....
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I just really hope they keep to the greatest single player experience ever theme...forget multiplayer...
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...the forgotten ogre came and sat down on the tiny toe nibblers, crushing them all with his huge smelly bottom, which left the ninja only to deal with the horrid black bird of pecking which was in the process of...
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...the actual nails that the ninja had used to nail his feet to the tree, for it seemed the nibbling toes could not bear the site of the pain the ninja's toes were going through. After the nails were nibbled away the ninja...
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...because the ninja did not realize that the cute little bunnies and frolicking squirrels were actually battle hardened woodland creature warriors who had him surrounded with no chance of escape. The only option the ninja had was to...
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I've been listening to:
Alexisonfire
Blink182
Senses Fail
System Of A Down
Hawthorne Heights
Flyleaf
and Red Hot Chili Peppers
As for recent music I have bought.....pffft who buys music anymore? Limewire ftw!
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I want all those effects and weaknesses and potions to actually be needed. I finished the main quest and the Shivering Isles quest with a level 12, without losing any health. For goodness sakes, I killed the gatekeeper with a single hit. There should be a need to use potions and enchant items with special effects to combat weaknesses of other monsters. IN other words, the game is too easy, and the difficulty slider is too general of a modifier.
If you kill things in one hit you definitely need to crank that difficulty slider up.
Unless you have Mehrunes' Razor, which will kill things in one hit no matter what if you use it a lot.
In that case...I would take that dagger and throw it in the nearest pool of lava....or tuck it safely away in a display case at my house :P
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But the mission is over. Is she still essential then?
Thanks for your time :)
Your right she becomes killable after the mission I just checked.
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Alright, first off im going to say that we have enough MMORPG's to choose from, go play WoW or something if you want that kind of an experience. Secondly I do believe there should be a multi player Elder Scrolls, but a totally different type of multi player than everyone is stuck on. I'm thinking like you play your character in the single player story mode then once you've been seasoned enough you can arrange online matches between you and someone else. These matches could be 1 on 1 or team battles. When you lose a match nothing is looted off of your corpse nor can you loot off anyone else's corpse, you should acquire your items in the single player mode not get lucky in a match and get a really powerful sword/armor. The only thing that I think can ruin this is noobs beefing up their character with console cheats so they're practically un-beatable. But if you get a couple of true players in there that dont cheat then you can play some pretty exciting matches!
That's just my idea, you probably don't like it but hey I really don't give a sh*t.
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Yes, I'm going to kill her tonight! Near the beginning of my current game, she refused to pay me because one of her poxy rats was killed. Now, I'm a member of the Mythic Dawn, I've lost all trace of any mercy!
THE DAWN IS BREAKING!
Not to ruin your party, but isn't she essential since shes related to a quest? lol...
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If im not mistaken,the girl with the rats is in morrowind.I wouldnt know,i havent done the oblivion fighters guild but once....
In the first oblivion fighters guild contract you must help save a womans pet rats that live in her basement, in Morrowind you had to kill some rats that were living in a womans attic.
A never ending story
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