Greetings ladies and gentlemen. This here be an infodump of things you need to know in order to survive in a post zombie apocolypse world. Please contribute, as sharing this vital information will help us all survive should the worst happen. The golden rule of survival in a world like this is NEVER GO ALONE. You should always have another set of ears and eyes around to watch your back, and 2 heads are always better than one. If you do encounter zombies in your area, it is recommended that you remove yourself and anyone else you can from that area. It is a good idea to move far up north, or into mountainous terrain, where the cold will debilitate the zombies. Moving to a military base (where there are trained soldiers, engineers, doctors and scientists) is a good idea as well. Alert, a military base in Alaska, is an excellent choice because it offers both these advantages. If cold terrain is out of your range, try to get somewhere flat with few tall objects so you can see the zombies coming. Death Valley would be particularly good for this, as it is not only extremely flat, but there's so little life there the zombies wouldn't even come around. Deserts offer similar benefits, but take into consideration survival issues other than zombies. If nothing else, try to move somewhere with very few zombies. If you are stuck in an urban area, live in a multistory building. Destroy all stairs accessible from the ground floor beyond any hope of use. While you may use the elevator to access any other floor, never take it to the ground floor. You don't want to have the doors to open only to find that a few zombies wandered in since you went down. Also, the elevator will eventually stop working, and the last thing you want to happen is to be stuck on the ground floor. Set up a manual system to get up and down between the ground floor and second to ground floor that only a human could use (ie, a ladder that your friend on the second floor lets down). Alright, if this goes well, I'll be discussing vehicles next post.