Lol, I tend to write books :D, but this just happened yesterday when I was playing and figured I'd share... I own Honeyside in Riften, and am also thane so I had Iona staying there as well. It's a bit cramped upstairs, and anytime I needed to cook something (using a hunger mod so it's necessary) she's using the cooking pot. I try to get some cooking done while she stands there right over my should "What can I do for you my thane?" How about getting the oblivion off my back!?! If I need to get in one of the containers, she's standing in front of it. Planning on getting some sleep, she sits on the chair by my bed like a creeper. Basically, she was really getting on my nerves. So later I'm in the basement doing a little alchemy, and I decided to go check out her room since I haven't yet - but then again, neither has she! She never even goes in the basement, much less to the one room that is all hers. Well, being the curious type *ahem* I decide to look in her stuff, when I find several "flawless" gems in her nightstand next to the bed. *I* store some gems in the nightstand next to my bed upstairs. I rush upstairs, check my stash, and to be honest I'm not sure if any were missing but at that point it was a good enough excuse. I pulled out my dagger, crept up behind her while she sat at the kitchen table(yeah, now sit down when I'm not trying to use the kitchen :down: ) and in a seamless single move, slit her throat. Then I drug her corpse down to her room that she never would spend time in, and put her in the bed she never slept in... well, now she is. I made sure to close the door to her room as I left, I wouldn't want to invade her privacy or anything. :rolleyes: The next morning, I woke up, smiled because she wasn't sitting there on the chair next to my bed, and headed out of Riften all the way to Solitude on a... ummm.. business contract. I went the way of Whiterun as I had to stop at Breezehome for some supplies I had stored. Go up to my bedroom where I store my valuables and... "Honor to you, my thane." :facepalm: No, gtfo out right now. I told her I needed her to follow me.. right to her bedroom, of course that she never uses either. I ordered her to go in there, then closed the door. I get about three steps back to my room *creeeeeeak* “I am sworn to protect you.” :wallbash: ... I'm trying here, I'm trying really hard. I order her back to her room, close the door, and then lock it! (used a console command to lock it.) Get back to my room, just about to the dresser *creeeeeeeeaak* :mad:, I spun around so fast and ran out of the room with two daggers drawn so quick that she barely made it out of her room, hitting her with such a fury so hard her lifeless body flew back into her room. Again, I placed her corpse on her bed and closed her door. At last, some peace and quiet while I try to make things happen other than sitting around the house and eating 10lbs of bread all day. :dance: