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The Great Sock Rebelion socks vs shoes, shoes vs feet what a battle. Well now that the Ogre was done with the book he had developed quite an appetite and what better way to satisfy his hunger then a chocolate coated fishy stick (other then a snickers of course). Where could I find one?, he thought to himself as he wandered out the door only to be run over by a....... (OOT - well this was a suprise, I just got a message that someone p0sted to my thread lol. the last time i posted here was a good 6 months ago, so there is a delay in the notification system. Anyway nice to see this is still moving along but to be honest I didnt have time to read the 20 or so pages i missed so hope I am not completely off here. )

goes to the nearest bar and explains to the women there that there is a lonely dentist in need of 'services' and he is willing to trade his services for yours. Now fortunately for Gabriel Wales is also the land of bad teeth, and he had all sorts of offers. Gabriel picks the 1st 2 and brings them to the Old man who is now dry and playing soitatre in the back alley. Gabbe offers the man the 2 women and Old man gives Gabbe the oddest look. The Old man then laughs and tells him that what he meant was he needs 2 queens. So off Gabbe goes to find 2 Queens and where does he head but to the local transgender hang out called the 'Snip and tuck.' He elxplains the situation to 2 feminine looking he/shes and they agree to the proposal under the conditions that Gabbe ...........

,ok maybe not suddenly but definatly quicker then eventually, Gabbe decided enough was enough and proceded to start walking to the shore line. It seemed Gabbe finally got bored of playing who could hold their breathte the longest with the fish at the bottom of the lake and decided it was time to catch up with OTTO and The Lady in Pink. Meanwhile Otto and the twirling leagal consultant were still argueing over what was a faster way to get to the OZ by plane or tornado. You see Otto, who had already been to the middle of next week and met Dorothy from Kansas, knows that the best way to get to OZ is by tornado; while the very flexible and knowledgable lawyer in a tutututut tries to explain that teleportation would be the quickest and most efficeient way to get there and it is completely ridiculous to think that they are going to get hit by a tornado in the middle of the Alps. Of course, as you might expect due to the nature of the story, as soon as she finished the last sentence they were both swept up in a torando an instantly transported to...........

Had no choice but to stop looking. So he stopped looking and realized he was now blind and this didn't really help their predicament. So there this blind man, right, and he is driving a naked man and a bellerina down the highway. The naked man looks at the ballerina and says.....

the door to the room they were in. But since the room was still spinning he ended back in the same place he started. After deciding he was getting nowhere, and he defiantly wanted to be somewhere, he started spinning in circles until the room stopped and ran to the door looking much like a ballerina. The next task at hand was to get the Volkswagen and go somewhere. Otto, regaining consciousness, realized they were already somewhere and decided they should celebrate with a drink. Gabriel noting that although this was somewhere, it was nowhere they wanted to be and off they went to ..........

<ooc being tha I am now thouroghly confused i am going to try my best> Well he would do what any red-blooded whatever he is would do get tanked. Everyone know that you always come up with great ideas when your drunk. (For example: the time when Gab and Otto got drunk and launched bottle rocket sout of each others bums) So off Gabriel went to the nearest Pub to get him a tankard of the most potent alcoholic beverage known the ....................

G Results in very bad things such as O I will not wear them on my head I will not wear them on the bed I will not wear them turned around I will not wear them on th gournd I will not wear anytime I will not, will not even mine Well would you wear them on your nose or would you wear them speaking prose How about if we closed your eyes or if we'd show your thighs Would you wear them would you please would you, could you we are on our knees OK i'll were them in the dark And maybe even in a park I will were them upside down even were them with a frown I will wear them yes I will Wear them, wear them what a thrill And there was much rejoicing

G While Gabriel was sleeping the the back of the volkswagon 2 not so clever car theives tried steal it. They quickly gave up when they were unable to break any of the windows, it seems before he fell asleep Gabriel rolled them all down. Assuming there was a forcefield around the vehicle they decided car theivery was much to difficult and decided they better go into politics. Gabriel meanwhile was having pleasent dreams of........ O. peeling M&Ms. Apparently the film stars didn't like the hard candy shell on the outside but enjoyed the soft chocolaty center. He started to explain that they could simply buy a chocolate bar but they insisted it was not the same. As OHO was performing this task he realized that............

G go......... O police...... <ooc sorry but I couldn't help it. This may qualify as the laziest post ever>

Gabriel without the rest the back of a Volkswagon which, by the way, is very uncomfortable. More unbelievable than that was the driver who was...... The rest are still in the bar wondering where Gabriel went while continuing to partake in the alcohol and debauchery. Otto and children of Woopsala <ooc tell you the truth I don't know if it is Otto or OHO at this point. How did it ever become OHO anyway?> Chocolate? It appears that these sewers run directly under Willy Wonka's Chocolate Factory and are the main chocolate pipeline to most of this world. Unsire if this chocolate is pure or not they decide not to eat it and continue on their way to the the film star quarters. Just as they got there they were spotted by the ......

Gabntherest: decide to have a little fun with the youngin and start giving him mugs of Nazte, which is a non-alcoholic version of Mazte. After 4 Mugs of Nazte Gabreil starts too...... Otto: An are currently holding him hostage. The children are aware of this and are formulating plans to rescue the internet connection from the parents when ............

<ooc very nice> Oho who finally gathered his thoughts, was now thoroughly confused as he had gatehred his thoughts in the wrong order, leaped before he looked and landed right in a ........

Jean-Luc's hair Columbo's real eye and Zaphod's lost transmogrifer. This planet is getting stranger and stranger. Then it Dawns on Oho that the ship's computer was right all along. This planet is called I don't know and it seems the residents in this dimension steal stuff from other dimension leaving the faint subcocious impression that the items have gone to "I don't know." As Oho is trying to gather his thoughts, which are all over the gorund, Zaphod steps into the transmogifier and ..........

<ooc sorry didn't mean to confuse so let me summarize. Planet ("i don't know" or WINWCA is being invaded a very nasty burger who is telepathically transmitting Johny Mathis' version of "favorite things" into thier minds. So in response they came up with a plan to go back to the spaceship. Does that make sense? if not feel free to correct me. anyway back to the story> But Oho who by this point in time hasn't eaten for month has a much netter Idea. He reaches into his pockets pulls out a bottle of ketchup and starts chasing that nasty burger around. Just as it seems that Oho has the upper hand.....

Johhny Mathis. It was being blasted telepathically into thier heads by the sadistic creatures that were attacking "I don't know" or as it is now being called WINWCA. In between verses of these are a few of my favorite things the mysterious man with one glass eye came up with a plan. That plan was.....