drinkinbear
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We have an old saying back home
"Musical Rules around here if you don't C sharp
You will B flat"
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I don't drink liquor any more because I'm Allerigic
I break out in handcuffs!
"me"
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every day ends in Y
but sometimes they start that way
Y did I get out of bed
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Don't let your alligator mouth write checks your candy ass can't cash
can you trust your government?
ask an Indain.
Love is supposed to hurt
thats why they say
your falling in love
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I thought I was wrong once
but I was mistaken
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everybody likes some ass
but nobody likes a smart ass
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I can't feel my toes
I don't have any toes
I need a hug!
Donkey (from Shriek)
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to be old and wise
you must frist be young and stupid
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You can fool some of the people all the time and all the people some of the time but you can't fool all the people all the time
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I don't need your issues
I have my own subscription
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I drink in moderation
Moderation is an imaginary place that exists wherever I am :thumbsup:
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is the glass half full or half empty?
Doesn't matter to me one way or the other it's time for a beer run
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Belive in yourself if not then how can you ever belive in anything else
Since everybody has to belive in something i belive I'll have another beer :biggrin:
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I don't wanna grow up I'm a Toys-R-Us kid :thumbsup:
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A good friend will come and bail you out of jail But a true friend will be sitting next to you saying ....
Damn that was fun!
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There is never time to do it right But always time to do it again
I belive it was me that said that wait let me check....yup it was me :wink:
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Women and cats do what they want
Men and dogs should learn to deal with it
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For all you oldschool Gammers Like myself I would have to say Frogger sucked the worst
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why do they call them buildings when they are allready built?
shouldn't they be called "builts"
How come we drive on a parkway and park in a driveway?
-Gallagher-