Every time I hear a guard belittle me for having had a sweetroll stolen, I can think of nothing more pleasing than a sweetroll thieves guild of sorts, with an elaborate history and some self-appointed significance. Maybe called the Sweetroll Pilfering Society or something of the like. I always imagine the monologue of my PC: "The guards mock me, but they clearly don't understand the severity of this issue." You could choose to bring justice to all of Skyrim and end the reign of terror of the SPS, or in your quest for justice become indoctrinated into their guild yourself. Seriously, someone capable (the more experienced the better) needs to make this. It could be amazingly humorous and satirical, but still be classy and in good taste.
