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Actully it's tmm 1 I already said that a month and 55 minutes before you did:

If you kill things in one hit you definitely need to crank that difficulty slider up. Unless you have Mehrunes' Razor, which will kill things in one hit no matter what if you use it a lot.

Huh... I've never played that online before. Only offline. Hm. No more leet posts for me.

Or have illegitimate children. Or have children without getting married. They could put prostitutes in, in that case, but if they don't, there'll be a mod for that anyway (if you can get married and have children). I know there was a mod for that for Morrowind.

Like in Deus Ex? That works better, but why not just dispose of the corpse? Then you can drag the dead bodies into naughty positions (I know, I'm very immature).

I enjoy it, but I think it could get some more content instead of the eye candy, and if we weren't told what to do. Why can't everyone be smart and patient these days?

it could be that. OR the hours could be in a corner of the screen (wow you wrote so many things and i'm only replying to one :P . But don't worry, i liked all the ideas) *dread guy* And I have more! Oh no! ... 33. The ability to create our own weapons in the Construction Set, not having to get some other program that you have to pay for. 34. Relating to #33, also being able to create our own weapon/clothing types, and adding more free slots (this wouldn’t have any effect on the Xbox version, unless you have more clothing types). Then Khajiits and Argonians could have capes! 35. I know I read about being able to recharge your weapons from Ayleid wells with the Book Arcana Restored in inventory as well as some gold or something. How about putting that into the game (wasn’t this in Daggerfall?)?

I got it a while ago. Mine is MeowsAreTheBest713. I may also play as GatoMonHato. I know, I have some dumb names. I used to play Battlefield 2 non-stop (that's when I was absent for some time). Maybe I'll play some today. Whoa, 1234 posts!

I have a mod that enables it. I don't know what it's called, though. Try searching "Auroran" in the file search. However, I've noticed that the helmets leave a hole which you can see through. I might have been fixed, though, since I've had it for a LONG time. They even make Xivilai sounds. When was the last time you've seen an Auroran?

You only need to put "1" after "tmm", not "100".

Here's my wish list: 1. A quicker beginning. If people are stupid enough not to read the manual to learn how to do stuff, or can't go over the controls and change them so they're easier, they shouldn't play the game. A "Training" option in the menu, like in Deus Ex, would be nice for people who are that dumb. At least we wouldn't have to go through pointless topics like "How do I swing my sword?". 2. Not being able to block arrows with bows. Arrows go past the bow. 3. Tower shields. It would seem better to block arrows with these. 4. Not being hurt by arrows that hit your shield. Especially a metal shield! 5. More stuff for the archer. Short bows would be nice, without having to go get a mod. 6. Being able to change a Khajiit's fur color. I know, I know, Khajiit aren't supposed to be black, but I never heard about the Daedric Prince of Order until Shivering Isles was announced. 7. Like mentioned before, an evil alternative to the main quest (like joining the Mythic Dawn, but related the the game). 8. Different voices for each race. Aw, Bethesda will have to spend more money and put [insert game title here] on more DVDs, and raise the price on the game, boo hoo! 9. Using telekinesis as a weapon. You can throw a war hammer at an enemy to knock them out, or throw a sword at an enemy to injure them, and stuff like that (stick a fork in someone's eye!). 10. More radiant AI. How can a guard stand five feet in front of me and not detect me? 11. We can figure out what to do if we read the actual document. So why does our journal have to tell us what to do? Get rid of that. Just give us some kind of sign that the quest has updated, like a journal entry saying "[quest name] was updated" or something. 12. Being able to get drunk. What's the point of having alcohol in a game if you can't get drunk? 13. Cats and dogs. The only pets I've seen are just wolves renamed "Dog" or "[name of dog]". The size of rats can be decreased (a lot) and instead of them attacking you, make them run away. 14. When summoning a Daedra lord, make them appear in front of you and talk to you like you would talk to an NPC. 15. Bring spears back. 16. Horse combat, as well. 17. Be able to press and hold the cast button for elemental attacks. It could be like a flame thrower, or a blizzard, or a lightning storm. And make it show all of the effects being casted, like in Morrowind, but can work with this system. You could create a small storm over where your cross hair is pointing, for example. 18. Being able to push or pull the target. Also, create a spell effect that blows a target all over the place. That way you could truly create a storm. 19. Be able to be damaged by the area spells you cast if you're in the blast radius. 20. Bring levitation and mark and recall back. But be able to set "Recall points" to recall to. You can have up to 20 Recall points (that should be enough), and when you cast Recall, click on which recall point you want to go to. 21. Let the add item cheat be like it was in Morrowind. It's easier to memorize that way. 22. Show all the weapons you have equipped on your person (you can click up to five items, a bow counts as half a slot, arrows take up another half, so a set of a bow and arrows take up one slot). The other weapons you have will be stored in your abnormally deep pockets. 23. More weapon types. The weapons added in Oblivion (like Elven weapons can stay, but the Dwemer weapons should be like they were in Morrowind, but keep the Longsword). After all, weapons and armor can get brought over from other provinces. 24. Rename stuff. Dwarven armor and weapons should be called "Dwemer", Elven armor and weapons should be called "Ayleid", Blades armor should be called "Akaviri", and others, but those were all I could think of. 25. Actually train. If you're training for a weapon skill, the trainer could equip you with wooden weapons (they don't do damage) and you could attack away. 26. Make it so you can join the Imperial Legion, and you can defend the province's cities against bandits/marauders to get money, but add quests like in Morrowind. 27. Do away with unplayable armor. There's no point in it, and you can get a stronger/enchanted version of the armor as a reward (like you do in Shivering Isles). 28. Change the Argonian and Khajiit feet back to how they were in Morrowind, but make different versions of the boots/shoes you put on to fit the Khajiit/Argonian feet (it could be like with male/female clothing, so you don't have to look everywhere for special stuff). 29. If every race gets a new voice, don't make the Wood Elves have their pathetic voices they had in Morrowind. The elven voices they have right now are good. 30. Add a key assignment that allows you to check the time without pressing T or going to look at your map. 31. You should be able to use special Dwemer/Elven/whatever things you find. For example, you could look for parts to build a mech in Dwemer ruins and use the mech as transportation. And, if you're attacked in the wilderness, you can use guns to kill the bandits/whatever that attacked you. You would need to look for more ammo in Dwemer ruins unless you find some Ayleid upgrade that can magically regenerate your ammo supply in the mech. You can also get a speed enhancement to make your mech run faster and magical armor to protect your mech from breaking down. If your mech breaks down, you would have to find stuff to fix it with, or if it's destroyed, you can salvage the parts and weld them back together if you find a welder. Before it breaks, you can repair it from time to time. That would be so cool! 32. How about using torches as weapons? With a torch equipped, you could press the "Ready weapon" button and it could ask you if you want to use the torch as a weapon. It would do fire damage. And being able to use shields as weapons. If you don't have a weapon equipped, you could use the shield as one with the same system as the torch (you would do blunt damage). If showing all of your equipped weapons isn't possible (refer to #22), let us equip 2 weapons. The second one you equip would bring up a menu asking if you want to use it as a shield or a weapon. Well, that's my wish list so far. Wow, I don't think that's enough (sarcasm)!

Ooh, yay! I remember this time when I was creeping through Fort [insert forgotten fort name here] with a bounty on my head. There were vampires and undead in the fort. So, I heard an Imperial male's voice, and went to go kill the "vampire". I saw he was a Chorrol Jailer! He saw me, and I had to run away. However, thanks to my two hundred fifty points on the Speed attribute, I out ran him (and then some fast things). Then a Legion Forrester arrested me (oh, boy, MORE running!). Hey, rockmanjunior... what's with the Japanese people in the third picture? It looks like they're reverse-vulking.

I remember this annoying conversation that had no purpose: The crazy Bosmer at the Anvil Docks (elven names are so hard to remember, except for a few): Hello! Some Orc (I forgot his name also): Bye. The Bosmer: So long.

Here's another (if I posted in this already): I was walking around the Imperial City Waterfront (damned meeting time, and I forgot about the Wait command!), and walked up to First Mate Malvulis. I already talked to here, but she wanted to talk to me. You know how you activate someone to talk to them? And you know the activate animation? Well, Malvulis activated me. It looked like she tried to grab my guy's schwang dang doodle. It would activate me, that's for sure... did I actually type that last sentence? Here's one that happened today! Warning: Spoiler! I was taking Martin to Weynon Priory. After I killed all the assassins, he was looking at the Redguard woman (I believe she's a Redguard) with a big, perverted smile on his face. I guess Falanu Hlaalu isn't the only one, eh?

In case Moloch gets away (but that's highly unlikely), Abu gets some Khatine Snipers on a tower nearby. Equipped with Rail Guns, they take aim at Moloch. Abu prepares to destroy Moloch in case his snipers miss (however they will only shoot if the army fails in destroying Moloch if he doesn't join). However, he is still crazy from all the energy drinks he drank, so he smokes some Marajuana he took from some drug smugglers he killed back in America to get back to normal.

Abu pets himself. He also steals some energy drink from SkoomaCat and gets high on it. No cat nip or Skooma, more energy drinks for Abu! MEOW!

Abu sneaks up on Moloch and whispers in his ear, "Join!". He prepares to teleport some anti-snow into Moloch's head.

Abu opens the box without the anti-snowballs in it. He finds a portal. He goes through. He emerges in the depths of his subconsious. He wanders around the plain for a while, and finds a crystal. He picks it up and, with a strange urge, touches it to his mind. He is teleported back to the box. He looks in the open box again, and sees a scroll. He puts down the case of anti-snow balls, and reads the scroll. FLINGWHOP! His flag ship is in front of him. He takes the case of anti-snow in it, and, remebering the cargo hold, enters it. He puts the anti-snow away. He picks up a Robe of Sorrow, and puts it on. He also reads one of the scrolls he finds next to a statue of Peregrine. A scroll appears in front of him. Abu reads it, and learns how to conjure up Abeathade. He takes his robe off to scare his foes, and goes out to his quarters. He finds a book there. He reads it, and learns how to teleport anti-matter. He looks at the anti-snow he has, and smiles.

Abu flees from the mortal world to his own imagination. His body implodes, and his soul re-enters the mortal world to search for a new body. He gets back to his fleet to get a new body. He Stroggifies himself to look like an elite Strogg marine. No one knows it is Abu, so therefor he isn't hunted. He also casts the Endless Regeneration spell Malchik Clone has mistakenly given him to make him invincible. However, as a result, all his magicka is temporarily gone, and all his spells he knows are written on scrolls and hidden away in his flag ship's cargo hold. He grabs a Nail Gun, and goes around killing people endlessly. He loses all knowledge of his cargo hold until he finds the key to his mind, hidden in the depths of his subconsious. However, to reach his subconsious mind, he must first travel through a portal. When Abu reaches the portal, he will gain back all of his previous knowledge, and keep the infinite regeneration spell as an active effect.

Your computer must suck, because the page doesn't look broken to me. :glare: Fine then. Abu will walk away because he shouldn't be trying to convert weirdos dressed up as cats to Peregrinism. Ok. olohuvoP, do you bow down to Peregrine?

I said that SkoomaCat is dead for a third time. Then there was a scream (Aaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh!!!). There is no Pile Driver spell casted on Abu because SKOOMACAT WASN'T RESURRECTED YET.[color/]

Abu would consider Peregrine more of a can-be-believed-in god, instead of God or Allah. SkoomaCat is dead for the third time! Ah! Meanwhile, olohuvoP is being questioned of his loyalty to Peregrine. Abu raises his hand, charging the Robe of Sorrow up. "All non-believers will be destroyed." Abu tells him.

Abu seeks Divine Intervention for one of his men to get all the pieces, put them back together, and destroy SkoomaCat AGAIN. He also upgrades the Snow Arena's graphics card to handle all of everyone's stuff. He then renames the Robe of Chaos to the Robe of Sorrow, since SkoomaCat is getting to many ideas on what to do with it (why couldn't Arena be created around something different?). Abu looks at SkoomaCat like Marlo does to Abu (I named my guy after my cat) when he plays to rough. SkoomaCat feels the need to go around the Snow Arena caterwalling.

You asked how I duplicated it. Abu only has one active, mind you. He has the others stored away in his mind. So calm down! So, SkoomaCat was destroyed. Abu summons a Lucy above Moloch's head just for the hell of it. "That's one crazy cat!" Abu says.

Unfortunatly for Malchik Clone, Abu is under-aged for drinking (he is only thirteen), and he doesn't break the law... most of the time (did I say that?). He escapes the Snow Arena without being harmed. "I seek Divine Intervention to do the godly stuff, SkoomaCat." Abu replies. "Now, I assume you refused to bow down before Peregrine. Die!" Abu destroys SkoomaCat (with his Robe of Power's "Cast when used" enchantment).