Let's not forget "no bitching" as well. :P Just kidding.... "I enjoy having breakfast in bed. I like waking up to the smell of bacon, sue me. And since I don't have a butler, I have to do it myself. So, most nights before I go to bed, I will lay six strips of bacon out on my George Foreman grill. Then I go to sleep. When I wake up, I plug in the grill. I go back to sleep again. Then I wake up to the smell of crackling bacon. It is delicious, it's good for me, it's the perfect way to start the day. " Kudos to anyone who gets the reference.. "Teller and I would personally strangle every chimpanzee in the world with our bare hands, if it would save the life of one street junkie with AIDS." - Penn, from "Penn and Teller's Bullsh*t"