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Imorra

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  1. I guess I can name a few things, they've probably already been mentioned before... but I'd like to get them off my chest. ;D 1) The voice actors. Dear god. In the beginning, I didn't particularly mind hearing the same voices. But after playing for tons of hours I can't STAND to hear them anymore. All of them! They sound exactly the same! ARGH. Is there an option to turn off the voices and just listen to background music/sound effects? I'll need to check that next time. If not, I'll just turn off the sound completely. 2) How every bandit seems to go for my horse in some crazed, blinded-by-hate frenzy. Example: I had a quest at some random bandit hideout, which happened to be on the other side of the world. I'd already discovered it on my map earlier though so, thinking myself very smart, I fast travelled there directly. Result: 5 bandits pounding on my horse like mad, while I was desperately trying to get them off. Unfortunately it was dark, my horse got pushed down the hill by the more enthusiastic bandits and I accidently ended up giving him the final blow with my arrow, to boot. Needless to say, I've been travelling by foot since then. 3) The main quest. I hated the plains of Oblivion. I hated the trouble you had to go through to get to the big tower in which you had to go through ALL of the halls to finally, FINALLY, reach the sigilum sanctus. Also, I understand Jauffre is supposed to look like some sort of monk, but he just looked ridiculous in armour, seriously. He also had one of the most terribly weak-sounding voices in the game. I just wanted to put him out of his misery most of the time. Also, on the topic of quests, I like how they always make you do all the work. At the last stages of the main quest I could not help thinking to myself: "Okay... I just went across the entire freaking country to gather a pretty big army and now you're telling me to head into this huge Oblivion Gate all by myself while they hold off a few random daedra...? Riiiiight..." Now, I'm sure they would've just gotten themselves killed anyway, but it's the thought that counts. 4) The retarded AI. I guess they're pretty bright, going about their business and stuff in towns, but they're completely retarded when it comes to other things. For example: I'm in town. I'm stealthed, I aim my bow at a random person and kill them.... body drops to the ground and NO ONE takes notice. A woman actually walked on top of the corpse and started a friendly conversation with the city watch, for god's sake. Besides those kind of things, I enjoy playing the game. :)
  2. Not terribly funny but it made me sigh/laugh/facepalm. I recently started playing again and decided to make a tough fighter guy for once (I'm usually the stealthy sniper-type), so I joined the Fighters Guild ( :rolleyes: ). I was doing one of the first quests, where you have to deliver some weapons to a couple of guildmembers in a cave and kill all the goblins in there. The first time I did this quest (with my old character) I lost sight of them and they all got killed so I decided to try and pay a little more attention this time. Everything went well, I lost track of the orc guy though but the other two were fine and we cleaned up the goblins in a few minutes. Completed the quest, congratulated eachother and while the other guys headed for the entrance, I stuck around to loot a few corpses. All of a sudden, I hear a terrible noise coming from one of the hallways with general screaming and stuff, so I was thinking to myself, wtf? Did they start fighting eachother? I automatically got out my sword and started sneaking into their direction... only to find their corpses on the floor, flattened by a bunch of wooden logs - the idiots had walked right into the last trap just before the finish line. Well, free loot for me but my pay was reduced (again) for 'casualties'. Funnily enough the orc guy was standing at the entrance when I got there... guess he was the smartest of the bunch, after all.
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