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The Unanswerable Questions of Fallout 3


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why does it take more than one frag mine to kill something?

why when i enter a building from from the outside facing west, i enter facing north?

why did bethesda make an awesome game with a retarded twisted metal 2 ending?

why haven't dogs massivly mutated along with the rest of the animals across the waste?

why does harkness,zimmer,and armitage all have andriod componets in their inventory,yet when you bust them open no robot body parts fly out?

 

why when using the disable robot perk.. i can actually choose to talk or disable sentry bots.. yet there is no talk script

why don't i ever catch raiders..erm.. raiding anything?.. the enclave do more raiding than the raiders!

why does the hazing process to become a raider take forever?

If super mutants have no remorse,why do they warn their brothers to move out the way when i place a grenade in their pants?

what ever happened to STDs?

why would an atom bomb war destroy countless buildings and towns yet somehow miss all the lights in the game?

why can't i take off my damn pipboy?

why if i dress as an enclave soldier,then walk into a enclave post so i still get attacked?

why didn't the atomic war completly destroy the atomoshpere,eventually letting the sun burn earth into a cinder?

where the !%#$ was obama when all this %&@! took place?

why are alien ships prone to crashing in the waste?

with autum and eden both dead,who the hell is leading the enclave?

why did dad make such a big deal about leaving the vault.. if i could do it without anyone noticing.. why can't he?

why did bethesda have to kill off the only black guy in the vault? RIP jonas

what exactly is bethesda trying to say when the only source of american government is a bunch of sadistic serial killers let by a mac?

why can i carry 4 sets of enclave power armor but if i pick up a purified water on top of that i cannot even run?

If i release a prisoner being held by a super mutant,ehy do they just run into the waste waiting to be killed again? learn from your mistakes and sneak, noob!

why does is it that i can take a missle to the face but a scripted pulse grenade blast renders me unconcious and then captured by the enclave?

where are all the world war 2 weps? considering it's 1950's pre war themed, world war 2 weps should be all over the damn place.

why does moriarities coffee taste like he peed in it?

why when i kill moriarity,gob doesn't book it for underworld?

why is it when i blow up megaton,moira becomes a ghoul..but if i blast myself with a fatman i just die?

why when helping the outcast in OP anchorange, if my follower accidentally hits an outcast they attack me? kill my follower,he's the traitor!

If we are all wearing the same armor.. how can the outcast pick me and my follower off?

why is dogmeat so cool but so stupid? your getting shot at..run.. no.. no!..the other way!

why doesn't liberty prime attack me when i wear enclave armor?

why do i always ask a question with "why"?

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Heres something that pissed me off for a while:

Why the hell can anyone wear power armor? even a raider, or a ghoul who definitely wouldn't have received training in its use from the BoS, but then some guy with maxxed out skills can't do it without very specific training?

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Because Bethsoft screwed up.

 

Power Armor training makes no sense even, look at this ... Bethsoft added a dialog option in the case the Player was wearing Power Armor to Sarah Lyons at the completion of taking down the Behemoth in GNR but in normal play that is IMPOSSIBLE, Sarah will move to the Citadel when the player gets in and so removing her encounter in the GNR area (the super mutants will still be there as well some BoS but no Sarah or Lyons Pride) and only with the DCL that makes it possible.

 

Also it makes the BoS/Outcast Power Armor very much pointless since when we can actually wear Power Armor there comes the Enclave and their (arguable) superior Power Armor, making the fixed placement of some suits in the gameworld of dubious use (such as Initiate Reddin that seem to be intended for the player to pick up and wear the power armor).

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Where the hell do the kids in Little Lamplight come from? Some people somewhere have to be screwing to create them.

 

Bigtown, perhaps? Just speculation, of course.

 

Why does Tesla Armor not absorb/deflect Energy Weapon shots like it is supposed to? That is the description of it in the Fallout Wiki.

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Where the hell do the kids in Little Lamplight come from? Some people somewhere have to be screwing to create them.

 

Bigtown, perhaps? Just speculation, of course.

 

Why does Tesla Armor not absorb/deflect Energy Weapon shots like it is supposed to? That is the description of it in the Fallout Wiki.

Bigtown is what I've always assumed.

Why does Sierra not own a key to her own fridge?

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So she could restrain herself from chugging all of the Quantum Nuka Colas at once?
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Hey, even in a nuclear wasteland, some people need imaginary friends. Large, hulking ones capable of killing anything short of a Dolos.
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