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Jenlyn Fayre

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I made a "Collector-Place" in the TESCS, and now I'm collecting all kinds of things, like:

 

Rare stuffs (Keening and such).

 

Dwarwen/Dwemer stuffs.

 

Deadric stuffs (I bet I have the largest collection of Deadric things in Morrowind history, and the largest mob of angry Golden Saints chasing me to ^_^ ).

 

Plates.

 

Books (I have decided to collect every single book in the game, that may take some time though).

 

And the most stupid of them all:

 

Racer Plumes! (I have at least 600 now ;) )

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  Did anybody ever see an actual fight between NPC's?

 

In the helm of Tohan official plug-in there is a fight between NPCs. In the main game there are fights in Ald Daedroth but that is with Ordinators and maybe that doesn't count.

 

There are several mods where 'boxing' is added.

Yes, you ARE right! Now that I think of it.....! Thanks for the reminder! ^_^

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Spriggans live three lives...unless you get rid of their body. A Golden Saint is no match for a spriggan. (It kills the spriggan once, but then gets killed.) Also, goblins can trash a Saint.

 

The whole thing about book bridges and the like...if Pilgrim's Path is the book that works for that, that's the only scripted book that I know of. Sooo, do Imperial Cuirasses and Indoril Cuirasses/Helms work? Also, can you build an Ash Statue fort?

 

If you Frenzy an NPC, will guards attack?

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hmmm... the horde of golden saints sounds familiar... i did this when trying to make a constant effect enchantment... i was using the console in an open (and fenced) field. Turns out the fence doesnt work BTW. I wanted to put some space between the saint and i, so i changed a '1' to a '20'. Turns out, i generated 20 saints standing on my head... ouch!!!!

 

BTW, i DID survive, and i trapped all 20! NYAH! Gold saints suck... go fight some black ones about twice as tall! (real mod! called "Black Saints")

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Well Luminar's enemy modifications (Luminar's More Enemies: Daedra Part 1) modifies the existing meshes to make bronze, silver, and crystal saints, with the first two being weaker then gold, the last being stronger, and the black saints are stronger still! (but not in this mod... *sob*)

 

As for funny, watching clouds 'come out' of a scribs rear end. (Clouds of dust when it taps its a** on the ground... :) pun intended... will remove if too raunchy.)

 

Edit: Not so much a morrowind joke, but poking fun at all the people like me:

 

While reading this topic, especially the part about the horny guar, the thought "How does a scrib do it?" comes to mind, followed by some disturbing images, along with the thought "I wonder if i can make a mod with horny scrib in it?"

 

Boy, am i crazy or what? (not to mention the fact that i read WAY too much lemon fanfiction...)

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Scrib are the larval form of a kwama worker/warrior?

 

I thought it went

 

forager -> Warrior -> Queen (mating with)

-> Worker (drones, neutered)

 

I didn't even know that scribs were kwama... DOH!!!! (Ya gotta admit, the clouds from the rear end are still funny though... and the fact that i would even think of such a thing... And before someone says something, yes, i know it's dust from the ground... that's a powerful ass muscle! Still looks wrong though.)

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