LE Guards Taken Literally

[MoeTangna]

Hello!

I Had an Idea for a mod floating around my head for a few weeks for all of the guards of skyrim that I thought would be pretty funny/amusing.

 

If anyone rembers the mod that would zap a guard if they mentioned an arrow to the knee it would be similar.

(http://skyrim.nexusmods.com/mods/15428/?)

 

 

Basically When a guard says something (possibly amusing) it would be interpreted literally so for example:

"Hail summoner, conjure me up a warm bed, won't you?"

at that point a large(?) bed would materialize over the head of the guard, fall and crush them.

Something like that.

 

Would it be possible? can those kinds of objects do that?

 

What about Spawning A few Bandits that have only one weapon (be it blade, axe or bow) and have them attack only the guard with said weapons?

i.e.

 

"I used to be an adventurer like you, then I took an arrow in the knee..."

A group of bandits/anyone/anyTHING spawn with bow's and arrows and proceed to attack ONLY the Guard (of if a group, guards just not the player) and then walk away like nothing happened afterward.

 

Hopefully the mod can have toggles (MCM maybe?) like how often it should happen, only outside city walls or something ( some hold capitals wouldnt apply I guess since some dont even have walls.) stuff like that.

 

Got a load of ideas for what would happen with different dialouges.

 

Feedback Please! Thanks!