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Ordinator’s voice: We welcome visitors to Vivec over this holiday season. Drink responsibly, patronize our local merchants, and don’t come looking for trouble. Go about your business but remember… we’re watching you. - A public service announcement brought to you by the Tribunal Temple.
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Welcome the the house of Eartly Delights! We know you won't forget this stay!

 

Flin, its what you drink.

 

Got a bounty on your head? Those stupid Hlaalu and Imperial guard chasing you again? Then come on down and join the Thieves Guild* for more information!

 

Revenge of Dagoth Ur: Defeat of the Nevarine

One of the best plays since "Battle of Red Mountain"... Simply a must see.

-95% Playspy Newspaper

The Greatist thing since Cliff-Racer Remover

-Playspot Magazine

 

Work for the ebony mines! We offer free bedding and food!**

 

*Located at the South Wall Cornerclub. Don't get caught stealing, we like to keep low profiles!

**Don't forget, if you touch the ebony, the guards will rip you to shreds! Yay!

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One I thought of today:

 

Looking for the secret of eternal life? Look no further, contact your friendly neighborhood Dagoth today!*

 

*Results may vary. Side effects include deformations, corprus disease, hallucinations, and disturbing dreams

 

On a similar note:

Here at Red Mountain Pharmaceuticals, we've discovered a cure for the common cold! If you're interested in learning more, call 1-800-6DAGOTH!!

 

Corprus. Is IT in you?

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Kill Dagoth today, be Nerevar tomorrow!

 

Ever wanted to go on a long vacation cruise? Look no more! For the great price of only 500 gold, you can take a long, relaxing vacation, all over Morrowind! First sail around the frosty isle of Solstheim. Next go on a trip across the Cascadian Isles. See daedric runes and more!

see nearest sailor for more details

 

Bored of just adventuring on your feet all day long? The open plains getting too stressing for you? Then head on over to Jobasha's Book Shop! All the fun of an adventure, without having to go on one! :lol:

 

Need a message delivered to a friend at red mountain, and cant go by yourself? The dust storms blowing in your face? Now we have a new service! We will deliver messages to red mountain for the low price of 80gold per message! <people singing "Oh, what a beautiful Mornin!">

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