Dilvish Posted December 11, 2004 Share Posted December 11, 2004 Ordinator’s voice: We welcome visitors to Vivec over this holiday season. Drink responsibly, patronize our local merchants, and don’t come looking for trouble. Go about your business but remember… we’re watching you. - A public service announcement brought to you by the Tribunal Temple. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermy Posted December 12, 2004 Share Posted December 12, 2004 Welcome the the house of Eartly Delights! We know you won't forget this stay! Flin, its what you drink. Got a bounty on your head? Those stupid Hlaalu and Imperial guard chasing you again? Then come on down and join the Thieves Guild* for more information! Revenge of Dagoth Ur: Defeat of the NevarineOne of the best plays since "Battle of Red Mountain"... Simply a must see.-95% Playspy NewspaperThe Greatist thing since Cliff-Racer Remover-Playspot Magazine Work for the ebony mines! We offer free bedding and food!** *Located at the South Wall Cornerclub. Don't get caught stealing, we like to keep low profiles!**Don't forget, if you touch the ebony, the guards will rip you to shreds! Yay! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abramul Posted December 13, 2004 Author Share Posted December 13, 2004 One I thought of today: Looking for the secret of eternal life? Look no further, contact your friendly neighborhood Dagoth today!* *Results may vary. Side effects include deformations, corprus disease, hallucinations, and disturbing dreams On a similar note:Here at Red Mountain Pharmaceuticals, we've discovered a cure for the common cold! If you're interested in learning more, call 1-800-6DAGOTH!! Corprus. Is IT in you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tammo_Korsai Posted December 18, 2004 Share Posted December 18, 2004 FACTA rat can give blightFACTIt's not a good idea to beat up guards A Fiend Katana kills 99.9% of enimies THATS A FACT! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SilvuruAgnost Posted December 19, 2004 Share Posted December 19, 2004 Are you sick of waiting girls to show theyre equipment? GO TO HOUSE OF EARTHLY DEILIGHTS in Suran and you will get what you want. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hooray4morrowind Posted December 26, 2004 Share Posted December 26, 2004 Kill Dagoth today, be Nerevar tomorrow! Ever wanted to go on a long vacation cruise? Look no more! For the great price of only 500 gold, you can take a long, relaxing vacation, all over Morrowind! First sail around the frosty isle of Solstheim. Next go on a trip across the Cascadian Isles. See daedric runes and more!see nearest sailor for more details Bored of just adventuring on your feet all day long? The open plains getting too stressing for you? Then head on over to Jobasha's Book Shop! All the fun of an adventure, without having to go on one! :lol: Need a message delivered to a friend at red mountain, and cant go by yourself? The dust storms blowing in your face? Now we have a new service! We will deliver messages to red mountain for the low price of 80gold per message! <people singing "Oh, what a beautiful Mornin!"> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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