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a very nasty burger! OOC> See! It isn't beside the point at all!

 

"What shall we do! WE GONA GET KILLED!!!" Oho screamed with that... hmm... 'really' high voice...

 

"Calm down you idiot..." Said Zaphods left head (left from Zaphods right... or was it left head view?) "You attract the attention of the nasty burger!"

 

"I DON'T CARE!" screamed Oho again, "We all gona die down here..."

 

"SHUT UPP!!!..." screamed Zaphod, "...whops, sorry..."

 

And then they all heard it... the fearsome, terrifying sound of...

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Johhny Mathis. It was being blasted telepathically into thier heads by the sadistic creatures that were attacking "I don't know" or as it is now being called WINWCA.

In between verses of these are a few of my favorite things the mysterious man with one glass eye came up with a plan. That plan was.....

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OOC> I didn't fully understand your last post raven, and if my post here doesn't make sense, then just ignore it and continue posting.

 

to get back to the fraki'n spaceship as fast as possible to avoid the invation... But...

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<ooc sorry didn't mean to confuse so let me summarize. Planet ("i don't know" or WINWCA is being invaded a very nasty burger who is telepathically transmitting Johny Mathis' version of "favorite things" into thier minds. So in response they came up with a plan to go back to the spaceship. Does that make sense? if not feel free to correct me. anyway back to the story>

 

But Oho who by this point in time hasn't eaten for month has a much netter Idea. He reaches into his pockets pulls out a bottle of ketchup and starts chasing that nasty burger around.

Just as it seems that Oho has the upper hand.....

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OOC> Thank you :) Now I understand.

 

It is stated once and for all that Oho really 'has' the upper hand, so he starts eating the poor burger. Th invation is stopped, and the party have a big party to honor thier savior and hero Oho, who saved them from being destroyed by the now no longer existing 'nasty burger'.

 

They sing a bit, everything is good, everyone is happy, etc. etc. and so forth and so on...

 

When the party finally recover from the nasty hangover they got the day after, they deside to go back to the day before and continue thier exploration of the planet.

 

When they walk around the empty streets they stumble upon...

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Jean-Luc's hair

Columbo's real eye and

Zaphod's lost transmogrifer.

 

This planet is getting stranger and stranger. Then it Dawns on Oho that the ship's computer was right all along. This planet is called I don't know and it seems the residents in this dimension steal stuff from other dimension leaving the faint subcocious impression that the items have gone to "I don't know."

As Oho is trying to gather his thoughts, which are all over the gorund, Zaphod steps into the transmogifier and ..........

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it begins to sing to him. An song sung by the old and honourable Boy Scouts of the US of A

 

"Be prepared! That's the Boy Scouts' marching song,

Be prepared! As through life you march along.

Be prepared to hold your liquor pretty well.

Don't write naughty words on walls if you can't spell.

 

Be prepared! To hide that pack of cigarettes.

Don't make book if you cannot cover bets.

Keep those reefers hidden where you're sure that they will not be found,

And be careful not to smoke them when the scoutmaster's around,

For he only will insist that they be shared, be prepared!

 

Be prepared! That's the Boy Scouts' solemn creed,

Be prepared! And be clean in word and deed.

Don't solicit for your sister, that's not nice,

Unless you get a good percentage of her price.

 

Be prepared! And be careful not to do

Your good deeds when there's no one watching you.

If you're looking for adventure of a new and different kind,

And you come across a Girl Scout who is similarly inclined,

Don't be nervous, don't be flustered, don't be scared. Be prepared!"

 

But sadly they were not prepared and so....

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