Povuholo Posted August 11, 2006 Share Posted August 11, 2006 out of the only bathroom Oblivion had, into space.... He quickly pulled his pants back on, which luckily were beamed up too, as well as some nasty stuff that I won't mention... In the ship, a few guards brought him to their leader... Zephod, being a great TES fan, recognised this leader right away, and couldn't believe his eyes... Because in that chair sat... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tiberiu911 Posted August 11, 2006 Share Posted August 11, 2006 The Nerevarine himself! On his right hand, layed the legendary Wraightguard. Zephod couldnt belive his eyes. Change yourself, said the Nerevarine, its as if you swimmed in the sewers of Bravil! Zephod quickly... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
m3lisk Posted August 11, 2006 Share Posted August 11, 2006 Realized this was an illusion, as the real person was Bobo, the ressurected homicidal Nazi clown! It appears Bobo is now a ressurected homicidal Nazi pirate clown, who took over the ship and planned to kill Zephod when he was beamed up, as the oblivion plane trap was inaffective. This time instead of getting up close, Bobo unholstered his Mega-killer 5000 and fired a millions blaster bolts into Zephod, who DIED INSTANTLY WITH NO WAY OF SURVIVING WHATSOEVER!!! Then Bobo the ressurected homicidal Nazi pirate clown proceeded to... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tiberiu911 Posted August 11, 2006 Share Posted August 11, 2006 woke up from a very bad dream. His mommy, the dead ressurected colovian nazi female clown, told him it was ok to be affraid and laught evilish in his naughty perversed dreams about taking over and killing other people characters, therefore completly killing the story. She gave him some advil. Meanwhile, Zephod and the Nerevarine where playing chess and... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
m3lisk Posted August 11, 2006 Share Posted August 11, 2006 Zephod realized he himself was dreaming, for while he was dead, it is like one big dream. But back to reality, Bobo sat atop his thrown, with the ships control in hand, he maneuvered to go to place called Placeofnoreturnforanyonewhoisntaclown. He began to travel there, when he decided it would be best to mention he could not be removed from the story NO MATTER WHAT!!! And so he got to Placeofnoreturnforanyonewhoisntaclown, and... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Malchik Posted August 11, 2006 Share Posted August 11, 2006 Found he had been removed from the story and replaced with a bowl of petunias. "Oh no, not again!" he thought before disappearing forever. Zaphod advances his knight to try to try to trap Commander Nerevarine Jane Greenaway between a hard place and a rock. Unfortunately his computer has developed a nasty bug (some kind of earwig) and disabled all the rocks. One of his heads sneezes and blows his king over, making him resign the game. The starship Counterpoise has by now landed on the small planet somewhere in the region of Betelgeuse and it is time to explore. The brave and intrepid Captain sends Zaphod out to do this pointing out that two heads were better than one. As he opens the door to the small planet he sees it bears an unexpected likeness to... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tiberiu911 Posted August 11, 2006 Share Posted August 11, 2006 cheese! Zaphod's second head cant possibly ressist cheese, while his first head is allergic! A fight between the two takes place, and it would seem 2 heads arent better than one in this occassion. Zaphod allergic to cheese head looses the fierce battle. Head number two rips off a bit of the cheesy earth and he eats it, only to notice that... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Povuholo Posted August 12, 2006 Share Posted August 12, 2006 That it was vanilla cheese! Bleh... Nobody eats vanilla cheese! People either construct their own flavours and put that on it, or buy some from the original cheese creator for $1.89. Zaphod quickly picked up a phone he found on the ground, (made of cheese) and.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tiberiu911 Posted August 12, 2006 Share Posted August 12, 2006 decided to order himself his own flavours. *bips on cellphone* ''Hello, this is the hot line, please enter your credit card number for hot phone talk, only $5,99 per minute'' '' $5,99 per minute to order cheese!?! Zaphod though to himself, he really wanted that cheese.'' ''Hello sweety how many I help you, says a womans voice over the phone. '' Zaphod doesnt know he got the wrong number. '' Yeah, id like some nice juicy cheese, swidish maybe? '' ''Oh we do have swidish (<ooc girl of course, but zaphod thinks its cheese >), im sure you'll love it. '' Zaphod asks the lady on the phone to deliver this so called cheese so he can satisfy his cheese hunger. ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gabbemaster Posted August 12, 2006 Author Share Posted August 12, 2006 [OOC] Wait, wait, wait!!! Everything is going waaaaaay to fast now. I hope you people can forgive me for interrupting in the middle of all the hot action and stuff, but this is Important. The NES thread was created with the purpose of being a never ending story, not with the purpose of being some kind of storageplace for all the neverending-way-to-much-spamlike posts currently popping up here.I will have to ask Dark0ne to delete this thread (if he hasn't allready been thinking about that...) if you people don't stop the I-wana-create-a-new-story-with-each-post posts. Please, keep the level of twists and turns as low as possible without being bored to death because of the fact that nothing happens, enough is as good as a feast... So, what I actually wanted to say was:Keep your vehicles on the road, have fun, and don't kill to many pedestrians.Or something like that... maybe... Cheers!/Gabriel Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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