Marcus Wolfe Posted May 23, 2007 Share Posted May 23, 2007 Growing tired of all this messed up universe, I opened a portal to the monoverse, an alternate universe Which is actually the center of all universes, to avoid this place. Unfortunatly, there was a war going on in the paricular solar system of the monoverse I was in between the BUARTH and the GAARGLEE. This left me no choice but to launch my UbernukeV2 into the sun and fly away as fast as I could. The sun Exploded and everybody was destroyed except for me. So how is it goin........ HOLY CRAP!!!!! A GAARGLEE MECH HAS GONE THROUGH THE PORTAL TO YOUR UNIVERSE, AND I AM UNABLE TO FOLLOW/STOP HIM!!!!!! No good can come of this........ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
karkarinus Posted May 23, 2007 Share Posted May 23, 2007 OOC: This isn't my thread or anything, but I don't like the way this thread is going. Could you guys please try to maintain a story instead of completely changing the subject at every new post? (ooc> I totally agree with Pov. This is a neverending story, which means that it must have a certain amount of cohesion (continuing the story), not introducing new and irrelevant characters and storylines every post, and blowing them away with uber-nukes the next. It's all a bit of fun, and I don't want to be a party-pooper (it's hard to impose rules for something so free-form), but in order for this to be fun (for everyone) and neverending, there has to be some decorum and respect for what the thread is intended to be. Gabbe_master would turn in his Whoopsala if he could see what it's becoming. Perhaps someone could start a Neverending Nukefest and all interested could post there. In the meantime, I strongly feel that this thread should get back to doing what it says on the tin, because at the moment it is in danger of being obliterated by the Giant Killer Spamdonkeys from Hell. :ohmy: ) ic> ...Meanwhile, back at the ranch, somewhere to the left of Betelgeuse, Potty Harrer scratched his Hairy Botty. His wife, Farrer Hotty, brought him a cup of Hot-Tea, and they sat down to ponder the solution to global contamination - in particular that caused by the recent spate of Uber_nukings, character assasinations (geddit?) and unexpected distorsions in the space-time continuum. Grasping his left handed screwdriver, he went to the toolbox for a long weight.......... ........................ ......................... ............................ ......... .......for time heals all wounds, but no joy. This time it was different. A new strategy was needed.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Malchik Posted May 23, 2007 Share Posted May 23, 2007 This could be derived from the use of candy flavoured swords. So he called wizard Oblastit on his wizard-wave wifey-fi. Not that his wifey, Farrer, was best pleased to be interrupted at that moment as... OOC> There is a thread for the kind of nuke-it posts people want to post here. I mentioned it in thejake's rpg thread the other day. It is called The Snow Arena. Marcus Wolfe - get over there and restart it - it's just what you need! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
karkarinus Posted May 27, 2007 Share Posted May 27, 2007 ...she was busy potting pot plants. Not pot pot, but pot as in pot -- plant pot. Potty Harrer had gotta lotta pot plants, and Farrer Hotty had to pot the lot. But Potty was hot to trot, and fired up the Wifey-Fi. "Oh, Blast it!" yelled Oblastit. "What is it now!?!" He was just in the middle of conjuring up a Mulberry Daikatana when his Sticky Cellophone rang. It was Potty.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ginji Posted May 27, 2007 Share Posted May 27, 2007 ...complaning about the lack of sweet-based weapons in the universe. As this is exactly what Oblastit was working on, he... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gabbemaster Posted May 30, 2007 Author Share Posted May 30, 2007 OOC: This isn't my thread or anything, but I don't like the way this thread is going. Could you guys please try to maintain a story instead of completely changing the subject at every new post? (ooc> I totally agree with Pov. This is a neverending story, which means that it must have a certain amount of cohesion (continuing the story), not introducing new and irrelevant characters and storylines every post, and blowing them away with uber-nukes the next. It's all a bit of fun, and I don't want to be a party-pooper (it's hard to impose rules for something so free-form), but in order for this to be fun (for everyone) and neverending, there has to be some decorum and respect for what the thread is intended to be. Gabbe_master would turn in his Whoopsala if he could see what it's becoming. Perhaps someone could start a Neverending Nukefest and all interested could post there. In the meantime, I strongly feel that this thread should get back to doing what it says on the tin, because at the moment it is in danger of being obliterated by the Giant Killer Spamdonkeys from Hell. :ohmy: ) ic> ...Meanwhile, back at the ranch, somewhere to the left of Betelgeuse, Potty Harrer scratched his Hairy Botty. His wife, Farrer Hotty, brought him a cup of Hot-Tea, and they sat down to ponder the solution to global contamination - in particular that caused by the recent spate of Uber_nukings, character assasinations (geddit?) and unexpected distorsions in the space-time continuum. Grasping his left handed screwdriver, he went to the toolbox for a long weight.......... ........................ ......................... ............................ ......... .......for time heals all wounds, but no joy. This time it was different. A new strategy was needed.... OOC: *Struggles with the bleedin coffin lid* -What a heavy piece of crap this is... If I ever meet the one who invented this coffin-thingy, remember me to punch him in the face... *Finally manages to remove the lid* - Ok, finally free, so, lets see how the NES is goi... Omfguh! (OMFG) What in all the socks has happened to my little precious!? Oh my... I think it's time for a little reminder: Posted on: Aug 12 2006, 07:45 [OOC] Wait, wait, wait!!! Everything is going waaaaaay to fast now. I hope you people can forgive me for interrupting in the middle of all the hot action and stuff, but this is Important. The NES thread was created with the purpose of being a never ending story, not with the purpose of being some kind of storageplace for all the neverending-way-to-much-spamlike posts currently popping up here.I will have to ask Dark0ne to delete this thread (if he hasn't allready been thinking about that...) if you people don't stop the I-wana-create-a-new-story-with-each-post posts. Please, keep the level of twists and turns as low as possible without being bored to death because of the fact that nothing happens, enough is as good as a feast... So, what I actually wanted to say was:Keep your vehicles on the road, have fun, and don't kill to many pedestrians.Or something like that... maybe... Cheers!/Gabriel Please everyone, if you are unsure of what I mean then read the old parts of the thread before you post. The Never Ending Story was much more like a, story, in the good'ol days./Gabriel Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
karkarinus Posted June 15, 2007 Share Posted June 15, 2007 ...complaning about the lack of sweet-based weapons in the universe. As this is exactly what Oblastit was working on, he... ...instantly commissioned a set of Liquorice Knuckle-dusters, a box of Fizzy Cola Truncheons, a Giant Orcish Chupa-Chups Battlemace and a bag of Pump-Action Jelly-Babies. He wasn't quite sure how this last item worked, but.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ginji Posted June 15, 2007 Share Posted June 15, 2007 ...this didn't matter as he thought that they had a funny name. There was one more sweet-associated weapon, Chocolate Finger.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Malchik Posted June 15, 2007 Share Posted June 15, 2007 Otherwise known as the chocolate coated Fishy Stick. Yes, the fishy stick was trying to make a come back in disguise. Can you believe it? The only difficulty for the chocolate coated fishy stick (ccfs) in its endeavour was... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ginji Posted June 15, 2007 Share Posted June 15, 2007 ...That it wasn't based on sweets, thus the Board of Stupid and Useless Armaments (BSUA) canceled its production as it didn't fit the bill. The creator of the CCFS was deeply saddend by this fact and, in revenge, he... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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