Marcus Wolfe Posted July 3, 2007 Share Posted July 3, 2007 A strange forest filled with cute little bunnies and frolicking squirrels.Now, Ogres like (to eat) bunnies and squirrels, so imagine the horror when a giant bear came in and mauled/ate them all. This made the Ogre very angry, and a fight with the Grizzly ensued. The battle soon reached the inevitable conclusion........ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hades_Warpig Posted July 15, 2007 Share Posted July 15, 2007 to... oc> WOOT I CONTRIBUTED A LOT Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
niraxA Posted July 15, 2007 Share Posted July 15, 2007 ....day (the titanic struggle took three days and nights). And as the carcass of the mighty bear thudded to the ground, the Ogre leapt atopa nearby rock formation. Assuming a pose that would make captain Ginyu proud he roared in triumph, unaware that he was being watched from the shadowy undergrowth by... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marcus Wolfe Posted July 15, 2007 Share Posted July 15, 2007 .......a ninja. Usually, this wouldn't be a problem, but the ninja had kept that grizzly as a pet/distraction (if you were a guard, you'd find a grizzly bear attacking you pretty distracting too!) So the ninja embedded about 94 shuriken in the ogre's skin before he noticed. But it was too late..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MastrGunZ Posted July 16, 2007 Share Posted July 16, 2007 ...because the ninja did not realize that the cute little bunnies and frolicking squirrels were actually battle hardened woodland creature warriors who had him surrounded with no chance of escape. The only option the ninja had was to... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abramul Posted July 16, 2007 Share Posted July 16, 2007 ...flip out and kill everything. This resulted in... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marcus Wolfe Posted July 16, 2007 Share Posted July 16, 2007 a lot of blood and gore all over the place.When he was done, he sat down and began to read a book. A book about......... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ninja_lord666 Posted July 16, 2007 Share Posted July 16, 2007 ...irony. As he read it, he began to realize just how much it sounded like him. With his new found knowledge about his own hypocrisy he... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ginji Posted July 16, 2007 Share Posted July 16, 2007 ...nailed his feet to the the tree and waited for... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ninja_lord666 Posted July 16, 2007 Share Posted July 16, 2007 ...the Tiny Toe Nibblers of Doom (TTND) to arrive. Contrary to popular belief, the TTND do not nibble toes, they, in fact, are toes that nibble. When the TTND came, the ninja shrieked in horror. The TTND began to nibble away at the ninja beginning with... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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