Gabbemaster Posted April 19, 2005 Author Share Posted April 19, 2005 ...Ate Catwoman. Unfortunate, Otto, Gabriels crasy classmate appeard out of nowhere and ate the sock to... But that wasn't the end of it, becasue... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Malchik Posted April 19, 2005 Share Posted April 19, 2005 Catwoman regrouped inside him and exploded alien-like from his belly. She was now slightly irritated by the events and... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KzinistZerg Posted April 19, 2005 Share Posted April 19, 2005 switched into tiger mode, which was essentially cat woman with orange ears, and an orange suit, and while she was changing her ears, Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gabbemaster Posted October 14, 2005 Author Share Posted October 14, 2005 Santa crashed in to her with his sleigh! - Oh no! What will happen to cristmas now? Santa said to himself... - All my presents will be coverd with cathair! But... as a gift from God, santas brother appeard, and... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Malchik Posted October 14, 2005 Share Posted October 14, 2005 Never fear. The latest cleaning fluid 'send it all to Oblivion' is only slightly delayed but you may have this 20 minute possibly illegal demonstration of how good it is a clearing away unnecessary Cathars. Oh wait, did that say cathairs? No good for them. Oblivion only rids the world of PC gamers, children and religious sects. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gabbemaster Posted October 14, 2005 Author Share Posted October 14, 2005 Unfortunately for santa, Oblivion allso rids the world of social life, and a lot of soft drinks and peanuts. And, since santa is made of social life, soft drinks ("and possibly peanuts to") santa died! But... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Malchik Posted October 14, 2005 Share Posted October 14, 2005 Not to mention that Christmas itself is associated with some weird religious beliefs. Poor Santa stood no chance. But a funny looking man with a plasticine dog and wearing what were definitely the wrong trousers appears with Wensleydale cheese and the werebunnae of salvation. He... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raven7669 Posted October 14, 2005 Share Posted October 14, 2005 asks, has anyone seen my socks it seems they just got up and ran away. Realizing that there was no alive to hear him he quickly searched through all the gifts looking for a new pair of sock. Unable to find a pair he dicided it was in his best interest to use the werebunny of salvatino to bring the strangly dressed fat man back to life. Just as he was about to... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gabbemaster Posted October 17, 2005 Author Share Posted October 17, 2005 ... do so, the werebunny of "salvatino" was eaten by "Otto!" (Gabriels now infamus crazy classmate)... and... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Malchik Posted October 17, 2005 Share Posted October 17, 2005 Otto was given a fast acting emetic, causing him to regurgitate the bunnae of 'salvatino' so everyone could find out what or where salvatino was. To their complete surprise Otto... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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