Malchik Posted November 5, 2005 Share Posted November 5, 2005 Whose ashes were actually in the flowerpot on his head, could be resurrected with a little help from a magical Raven. If only he had a get out of jail free card. But it was the monotony, not Monopoly, that was getting to him. He needed to escape - but how? Then he remembered... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gabbemaster Posted November 5, 2005 Author Share Posted November 5, 2005 That the only thing he needed to do was to pay 1000, and then he was free to go next turn! But where would he get the money? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Malchik Posted November 5, 2005 Share Posted November 5, 2005 As he paced around the cell he hears a sudden hollow ring from beneath one of the flagstones. Can he prise it up? He gets his fingers around the edge and heaves! Suddenly the stone pops open to reveal... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gabbemaster Posted November 5, 2005 Author Share Posted November 5, 2005 One of those dark seecret passages that allways exist in those places marked with an "Impossible ot Escape from" sign... But this was not one of the ordinary passageways, this one was... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raven7669 Posted November 6, 2005 Share Posted November 6, 2005 <ooc -- Sorry about that and thanks for going easy on me> A trans-dimensional gateway to the stars, at least that what it said under the stone. So having no other choice Gabriel jumped into the gate way. Much to his suprise it was quite an experience, seems not only was this a trans-dimensional gateway but a first class one to boot. So he sat back and enjoyed the ride and watched the movie (Romancing the Stone of course). A few Pan Galactic Garglebalster later he emerged quite gracefully on hollywood boulavard. Although not exactly the destination he had in mind Gabriel made the best of it and ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Malchik Posted November 6, 2005 Share Posted November 6, 2005 Unknowingly started a new craze for the wearing of flower pots on heads throughout LaLa Land. This was specially true in the areas surrounding Beverley Hills whose inhabitants did not realise that they were wasting their time since they already had flower pots for heads in the first place. Be that as it may, a sky blue stretch limo screeched to a halt beside him. A man in a black suit and shades who bore a remarkable resemblance to millions of other men in black suits and shades yelled. "Get in, Governor Arnie wants a word with you." As the man opens the door.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raven7669 Posted November 6, 2005 Share Posted November 6, 2005 Gabriel is acosted by a horde of angry left socks. You see the left socks are trying to turn lala land into lalala bamba land and any friend of the gov'ner is obviously a friend of the right shoes and must be taken care of. So now poor Gabriel is a hostage to the socks bound, blindfolded, and tied up by socks. Just as he is about to give up all together he hears a man running around shouting all sorts of nonsense like "I've got you now" and "lets see who goes in the work shoes." While all the socks were distracted Gabriel managed to slip his hands free, thanks to an undercover right sock, and take off his blindfold. What he saw next was quite a suprise as there was a funnly looking man in the wrong trousers with a handful of left socks. Gabriel then decided it was in his best interest too...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Malchik Posted November 6, 2005 Share Posted November 6, 2005 Empty the contents of the flower pot into a sock. In an emergency Otto could be used as a weapon of mass destruction. As the sock complained Gabriel tied a knot in the top. "Must be better than a smelly foot!" He snapped and dashed back into the streets of what was now Lalalala Bambaramba land. The streets were awash with rhythms of marimbas, steel bands, jazz trios and symphony orchestras. Gabriel was so shocked he hesitated a minim too long, tripped over a double-dotted crotchet and started to quaver. This was not natural. But he'd have to look sharp, he had fallen flat, face down in... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gabbemaster Posted November 7, 2005 Author Share Posted November 7, 2005 a big cake <<<|OOC Look at the picture I found :P|>>> as Gabriel started to eat from the very tasty cake, someone with a white apron, a big white hat, and a really angry expression in his face rushed towards him. It was... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Malchik Posted November 7, 2005 Share Posted November 7, 2005 Terry Pratchett. "You have just squashed flat the great A-tuin! What have you done to the poor elephants. You have destroyed Discworld!" He smacks Gabriel in the face with a writ demanding $300000000. But the ashes of Crazy Otto in the sock is not without power. He..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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