Raven7669 Posted November 16, 2005 Share Posted November 16, 2005 A man with 2 heads drinking a Pan Galactic Gargleblaster. Naturally Otto asked who the man was, and in response he got the name Zaphod Beeblebrox. Now in and itself this is a wierd name but what makes this even stranger is the fact that he is from a whole other story. So they got to talking and Otto got to asking questions. Basically Otto had learned that Zaphoid had:Stolen a spaceship call the Starship titanic <ooc - why not? lets see where this goes>. This ship was powered by a newly perfected technology based on the improbability drive from his old stolen ship the heart of gold.And that it was most improbable that he would come to end up in this story Therefore, they concluded that this was the perfect place for him to be. After that he asked Zaphod if he would do him the favor of.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gabbemaster Posted November 16, 2005 Author Share Posted November 16, 2005 to show him the bomb that was supposed to be here, they headed for the room where the bomb had it's lair. But when they stood outside the door to the bomb-lair, they heard something really strange... ...993979949 divided in the squareroot of something completely insane... the squareroot of -456... 5644443 through a hole 53 times... ... "By my to small socks! What is this?" Otto asked..."Eh... I dunno"... Said Zaphod"But... Isn't it supposed to count 'down' from 99999999999 or something?""Yeeeeeaaa.... I think so... But maybe by combining the improbability drive from one story with a bomb from another, results in this???"..."Eh... Maybe..." said Oho, "But how will we know when this freaki'n bomb will blow up then?!""I don't have a bloody clue, lets ask the bomb about it..." Said Zaphod and opened the door. Inside, they saw... OOC> Now see what you have done Raven! How will we get out of this mess? ??? ;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Malchik Posted November 16, 2005 Share Posted November 16, 2005 Captain Jean-Luc Picard who was trying to solve a complicated mathematical problem on a blackboard while the bomb (totally silent) may have been ticking away merrily or not as the case may be. "I say old chap" says one of Zaphod's heads "how did you get here?" "A question of enterprise", Jean-Luc replies. "But what about the bomb?" "Bomb? I don't know anything about a bomb. Maybe Rimmer can help you but he's in the galley with Luke Skywalker at the moment." This eruption of excessive numbers of fictional characters is too much for Oho who suddenly yells at the top of his voice.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gabbemaster Posted November 16, 2005 Author Share Posted November 16, 2005 "I am not castrated! I scream like this anyway!" And then... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raven7669 Posted November 16, 2005 Share Posted November 16, 2005 <ooc no and then :D > Otto realizes there is only one answer to all this nonsense. He takes another look at his Gaberdine coat and realizes that it is not his at all. He takes it off and looks at the tag it reads: Creativity Coatno machine wash, hand wash or dry cleando not dry, wet or ironwear at your own riskmanufactured by Creative Inccopyright 1976 lifts over the tag for the following directionsPlace coat on you will immeadiatly be transpoted to the creative dimension. You will not realize this has happened. To leave just and it just stops. Oh well he thinks better just........... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Malchik Posted November 16, 2005 Share Posted November 16, 2005 keep it on as it is a lot more fun than boring lessons in Whoopsala. A rumpled looking detective with a glass eye and a dog tells him it is his coat and he wants it back and threatens to send him to Colombo where ever that is. But Oho simply wanders around the ship looking at the incredible things on display. He is particularly attracted to a bowl of petunias. But the ships computer suddenly announces that they have passed through a star gate and are about to land in a new world called... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raven7669 Posted November 16, 2005 Share Posted November 16, 2005 "I dont' Know" Oho responds: What do you mean I don't know your the compter you are suppose to know. What is the planet calledComputer: I don't knowZaphod: You pay a billion star clusters to get a state of the art computer and this is what you get Well as they were arguing the ship landed and what appeared on the view screen was.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KzinistZerg Posted November 17, 2005 Share Posted November 17, 2005 amusingly enough, a giant army of penunias. Since they were simply waving their leaves and not looking particularily threatening, they decided to... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raven7669 Posted November 17, 2005 Share Posted November 17, 2005 explore this new world. So off they set to uncover undiscovered riches and women. After about an hour of exploring they came upon large house so naturally they went inside. Looking around the house they saw tons of toys, games, knickknacks, paddywacks, and lots of other junk. They are about to leave when something caught Oho's eye. Something he hadn't seen since he was a little child. This certain something was an item he thought he had lost for good but now it was there looking him right in the face. Oho reached down to pickup the ........ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Malchik Posted November 17, 2005 Share Posted November 17, 2005 potty. "I remember potty training." he sighed wistfully. Then he equally remembered what it had been like before potty training and hastily replaced the pot under the bed. But the bed itself looked very comfy and Oho recalled that he had yet to explore the warmest parts of the bed. It seemed a good time to do it. Ignoring his companions, he crawled beneath the blankets. But - horror of horrors...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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