Malchik Posted April 21, 2007 Share Posted April 21, 2007 Rinky dink, hunky dunk, chittychittybangbang, snap crackle and pop This did not satisfy his interviewers who demanded an explanation. So the pin.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thejake1453 Posted April 22, 2007 Share Posted April 22, 2007 ...........pulled out a shot gun from behind his back and went on a killing spree killing every one in the building untill the cops caught him and threw him in pin jail, the pin judge gave him the pin death penalty,death by smelting! the pin was then smelted into a little mettle ball, ending his life forever, mean while at the other side of the planet a goblin was................ (had to get away from that damn pin.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chjoco15 Posted April 22, 2007 Share Posted April 22, 2007 .........eating a rat that he ha just scraped of the bottom of his shoe, when suddenly............. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thejake1453 Posted April 23, 2007 Share Posted April 23, 2007 ...................the guy who played aragorn in the LOTR movies came along and cut the goblins head off with a butter knife trying to be like the real aragon, howeaver he then commited hairi kairi (how the samuri comited suicide, they stabed themselves with their swords) because he was the only character who mumbled in the movie so no one could hear him, this shamed him, then while he was lying in a pool of his own blood............ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phawk69 Posted April 24, 2007 Share Posted April 24, 2007 ... He wondered if there couldn't have been a better way to resolve his issues. Maybe he should have listened when his mother told him to take voice lessons, maybe he should have used his diaphragm to project his voice, maybe he should have become a paper hanger like his dad instead of thinking he could act. All these thought faded as his brain shut down due to no blood flow, and his eyes glazed over in death. Just then his little daughter walked into the room, placing one little foot in the expanding pool of blood ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Malchik Posted April 24, 2007 Share Posted April 24, 2007 She snapped: "Daddy, you are pretending again. You know how cross mummy gets when you waste that $8000 a bottle red wine like that." Ri-inviggorated by thoughts of his wife in a very bad mood. He clears up the mess and buys a bottle of Vin Ordinaire extra cheap (with the bouquet of horse urine and the flavour of lemon vinegar) knowing she won't tell the difference. Little does he know that the wine is not as it seems to be but is in fact... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gabbemaster Posted April 24, 2007 Author Share Posted April 24, 2007 one of those potions you allways have too few of, since you have assigned them to quickbutton nr. 1, which is right in front of the "walk forward" button. This turned out to be very helpful though, since his wife was quite mad at him because of that little spot in the corner which he had forgot to clean properly. So when his wife started to... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Povuholo Posted April 24, 2007 Share Posted April 24, 2007 clean the corner with Cillit Bang, he took a sip of the potion and gave a little to his wife too. If only he hadn't, because that potion... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gabbemaster Posted April 24, 2007 Author Share Posted April 24, 2007 is not as it seems to be but is in fact... OOC: Thank thee God for the Copy And Paste phenomenon! Oh sorry... No religious discussions allowed here... ;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Malchik Posted April 24, 2007 Share Posted April 24, 2007 a potion that makes posters in NES dodge the issue, issue the dodges, forget to cut the mustard, increase the verbiage generation rate, spout hot air, waffle, prevaricate, repeat themselves and.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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