Gabbemaster Posted May 7, 2007 Author Share Posted May 7, 2007 Flames to dust... Lovers to friends... Why do all spammers come to an end?The answer was quite obvious: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ginji Posted May 7, 2007 Share Posted May 7, 2007 not enough Red Lemons. While they were singing, the Admin got quite annoyed and started hacking at them with... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marcus Wolfe Posted May 12, 2007 Share Posted May 12, 2007 Giant tomahawks of Doom. It was at this time that Lupinor, the Mighty 4 headed 9 tailed wolf god, only being to have ever defeated Chuck Norris, decided to make his move. The Wulf Starr shone brightly the following night, and Lupinor appeared upon the Earth on top of a Mighty mountain, with 11 nodachis on his back. Lupinor howled into the sky, and his wolf demon/warg brothers appeared. Lupinor decreed:ALL PIGS MUST DIE!!!!!!!!!So he and all wolves ran to the pigs house, where the mighty hero Galbinox was hiding the admins, for admins have very weak bodies, (no offense to real admins, BTW) and are very vunerable to physical attacks. Galbinox lostthe one on one with Lupinor . For when he swung his blade to try and kill him, Lupinor simply...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
karkarinus Posted May 13, 2007 Share Posted May 13, 2007 ...huffed and puffed and blew his house in. The Wolfe-Brothers - Gene, Virginia and, um, Marcus - danced a merry shanty and.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marcus Wolfe Posted May 13, 2007 Share Posted May 13, 2007 got their 4th brother Mozart, grabbed big swords and started killing the pigs. Chuck Norris, displeased by all this, descended to the earth and said "You shall all be roundhoused!!!" But when he tried, Lupinor jumped in the way. Lupinor decreed:"CHUCK NORRIS, MY LITTLE BROTHER, DIE!!!"The 11 nodachis on his back magically started wielding themselves and cut up Chuck Norris. Lupinor Bit off Chuck Norris's head. AND ALL WAS PWNED. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
karkarinus Posted May 13, 2007 Share Posted May 13, 2007 "Hey baby qué pasó....." With a nonchalant flick of his wrist, Xardes the Necromancer switched off his 56-inch flatscreen Orb of the Overworld. He could not stand to hear that theme tune once more this week. And besides, he'd seen that episode 35 times even before it had even been made, and now the re-runs were just too much. Humming " 'cos the eyes of the 'mancer are upon you..." he sniggered evilly and set about...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marcus Wolfe Posted May 13, 2007 Share Posted May 13, 2007 Revived Chuck Norris and made him his slave. Meanwhile, back on Earth, Lupinor had gained total control of the Aexamillian continent. The 2 reamining continents, Galbibibibibinir and Barbarbarinia, declared war on him, having felt his pwnage. When the boars of Barbarbarinia charged into the woods, the 4 Wolfe brothers intercepted them, t'was a glorious battle.Mozart composed a syphony of doom.Gene wrote a book that killed his enemies with it's greatness.Virginia put his enemies in situations so socially awkward they had no choice but to commit suicide.Marcus cut up his foes with his nodachi. But this was a merely a distraction to prevent them from seeing the giant Galbibibibibinirian Zeppelin above. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ginji Posted May 13, 2007 Share Posted May 13, 2007 Which then started setting fire to everything and everyone.nothing at all survived.end of. But then the necromancer... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Povuholo Posted May 13, 2007 Share Posted May 13, 2007 Who was already dead, resurrected everything. But this spell accidentally revealed the true identity of the necromancer. Everyone was shocked. Who they thought was a necromancer was actually... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ginji Posted May 13, 2007 Share Posted May 13, 2007 Hulk Hogan. Because everyone now knew who he was he was forced to... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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