Ginji Posted May 19, 2007 Share Posted May 19, 2007 Got bored of this and switched back to Mass Destruction Network, where... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ninja_lord666 Posted May 19, 2007 Share Posted May 19, 2007 ...they were currently hosting a Christmas Eve Special despite it being May 19th. Santa's sleigh landed on the roof of a house where he proceeded to murder its residents before moving on to the next house to do the same. When he got to the big blue house on the corner... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ginji Posted May 19, 2007 Share Posted May 19, 2007 Which had motion-sensitve machine guns on the roof which shot Santa into a hundred, bloody, chunks. This caused his Robo-dears to... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cyronarxes Posted May 19, 2007 Share Posted May 19, 2007 He came across the easter bunny :ohmy:. This Santa knew was bad because the easter bunny was laden with lactose choculate goodness. Since santa was lactose intolerant, he was poisened by the easter bunnies chocolate goodies. Now that Santa was dead, christmas no longer existed. desperate for new jobs, santa's elves turned to a life of crime. Some of the elves then formed a gang called the chocolateers. This gang was very dangerous because they... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ninja_lord666 Posted May 19, 2007 Share Posted May 19, 2007 ...worked in tandem with the horrid robo-deer. The elves would ride the deer and fly by innocents, shooting them with Grandma's Homemade Tommy Guns. Then they would fly off before the cops could get them to their secret lair which was... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ginji Posted May 19, 2007 Share Posted May 19, 2007 Located under the Cadbury Chocolate Factory, where they were working on secret 'Easter Nuke' which would... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ninja_lord666 Posted May 19, 2007 Share Posted May 19, 2007 ...ironically, blow up Thanksgiving allowing them to... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cyronarxes Posted May 19, 2007 Share Posted May 19, 2007 destroy the last major holiday which would enable them to create a uber holiday celebrating the keebler Elf. this would be bad because the keebler elf was very... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ginji Posted May 19, 2007 Share Posted May 19, 2007 Sadistic, bitter and harsh, luckily, at the prospect of being worshipped by everyone, his heart exploded in a chocalate explosion which also caused... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marcus Wolfe Posted May 22, 2007 Share Posted May 22, 2007 a small, unknown species of crocodiles to go extinct. The giant crocodilians of the planet Gyrptopid cheered. Back on Earth, the elves proceeded with their plan to blow up Thanksgiving. (Hey, you can't just have a nuke lying around, it's unsafe) This left me no choice but to unleash my laser gattling guns upon the choclateers base. The smoke hasn't really cleared yet, so.....oh wait.......here we go.....just a bunch of craters. I'm pretty sure the nuke blew up, so we're all safe. Unless............... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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