MastrGunZ Posted July 16, 2007 Share Posted July 16, 2007 ...the actual nails that the ninja had used to nail his feet to the tree, for it seemed the nibbling toes could not bear the site of the pain the ninja's toes were going through. After the nails were nibbled away the ninja... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ninja_lord666 Posted July 16, 2007 Share Posted July 16, 2007 ...again shrieked like a girl he climbed up the tree but found a Horrid Black Bird of Pecking (HBBP). THis fightened the ninja even more as no one has ever survived an encounter with an HBBP. The ninja looked down and saw that the TTND were nibbling away at the base of the tree (they can't climb). The ninja knew he was as good as dead until... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MastrGunZ Posted July 16, 2007 Share Posted July 16, 2007 ...the forgotten ogre came and sat down on the tiny toe nibblers, crushing them all with his huge smelly bottom, which left the ninja only to deal with the horrid black bird of pecking which was in the process of... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ninja_lord666 Posted July 17, 2007 Share Posted July 17, 2007 ...dieing. The smell of the ogre's bulbous bottom was so terrible that even the tree withered and died in a matter of seconds. Thankfully, the ninja had a thin piece of cloth covering his nose and mouth thus ridding him from the terrible ferocity of the ogre's stench. However, even a ninja, god-like as they are, know that when the Horrid Black Bird of Pecking falls instantly the the stench of an ogre, it would be best to flee. The ninja ran through the now decayed brush only to find... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
niraxA Posted July 17, 2007 Share Posted July 17, 2007 ...himself on the fabled Yellow Brick Road. Except it wasn't quite so yellow as it was a dull brown and more of a path than a road.Undeterred by that and his terrible ordeal promptly forgotten, the ninja merrily skipped along while humming a tune about some wizard. As the setting sun painted the western horizon with it's crimson glow(not unlike blood, the ninja thought to himself), hearrived at the gates of... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ninja_lord666 Posted July 17, 2007 Share Posted July 17, 2007 ...the Factory of Fun-Filled Fishy Sticks (FFFFS)! This, he thought to himself is... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marcus Wolfe Posted July 17, 2007 Share Posted July 17, 2007 Total crap! I look for a wizard and what do I find? A FFFFS!!!!!!! I'm going to kill the first man I see I'm so PIISSSSED OFF!!!And the next man the ninja saw/killed was..................... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ninja_lord666 Posted July 17, 2007 Share Posted July 17, 2007 ...himself in a mirror. The ninja, not being very bright, attacked the mirror, but when he realized that his reflection did everything he did, he knew he met his match. Not being able to live with the fact that there was someone better than him, he stabbed himself in the gut only to get pissed off when the reflection did the same. Just then, a Nasty Nautical Newborn Nymph of Newburg (5N) arrived and saw this. Being the evil nymph she is, she brought the ninja back to life but also made the reflection real. Thus, ninja1 and ninja2 (as they were now called (no one knows which is which, but they both claim to be ninja1)) began and endless fight with each other. As the 5N laughed and watched, ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MastrGunZ Posted July 17, 2007 Share Posted July 17, 2007 ...the FFFFS workers started watching as well. Everyone was enjoying watching the epic ninja battle and some even started placing bets on who would win. The ninjas realized that people were laughing at them and making a game of their serious epic battle, so they both teamed up to make the second most deadliest ninja in the world by merging their bodies into one(the first most deadly ninja was 3 ninjas merged into one) then they commenced to slaughter the 5N and all of the FFFFS workers. After the ninja(s) was finished he/they decided to.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ninja_lord666 Posted July 17, 2007 Share Posted July 17, 2007 ...raid the FFFFS, because even ninjas can't get enough fishy sticks. As it turns out, the factory was making a new type of fishy stick specifically for the hot summer days. It was a fish-flavoured ice on a stick called Fishicle! The ninja(s) was so astounded by this that he/they... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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