The Hippie Posted August 6, 2007 Share Posted August 6, 2007 they bought ten trillion ps3s and exploded them all in front of walmart causing... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ninja_lord666 Posted August 7, 2007 Share Posted August 7, 2007 ...everyone but Sony to go into debt (everyone else is in debt for buying the book). This angered Everyone so much that... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Hippie Posted August 7, 2007 Share Posted August 7, 2007 they went and destroyed ea and worked at sony annihaling "the man" from the inside as sony was taking over the world (duh duhn dahh) when... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marcus Wolfe Posted August 7, 2007 Share Posted August 7, 2007 MARCUS WOLFE RETURNED DUN DUN DUN!!!!Now, as much as he liked Sony, Marcus could not let them rule the world, for global domination was a career reserved for Marcus. So Marcus summoned hordes of demon wolves to wipe out Sony. Once that was done, Marcus used a magic spell to make himself the sexiest man on Earth!!!! Things were looking good for Marcus...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ninja_lord666 Posted August 7, 2007 Share Posted August 7, 2007 ...when he was once again reminded that this thread is a story. Go to the d*** Snow Arena!An inter-dimensional portal of time and space opened up right under Marcus's feet and sucked him in. The portal then closed forever locking Marcus in an infinite nothing with no hope of escape....and there was much rejoicing. All of a sudden, everyone from the last several posts appeared despite what previously happened to them (except Marcus): ChukIndy, Mr. Rogers, Chuk Norris, Indiana Jones, Everyone, Buck Norris, Jerry Norris, LHoFS, Garth Wader, The Space Lobster and Crab United Army, Dave, the hobos, Fishy Stick Factory (FSF), the ogre's son (Jack), the military, the ogre, the natives, the CCFSs, Fishicles, and the two ninjas. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MastrGunZ Posted August 7, 2007 Share Posted August 7, 2007 Everyone decided to have a huge party. They all drank fruit punch and ate cheetos while reminiscing on all the fun times they had together. After the party the two ninjas decided they should kill everyone. Chuk, Indiana, and Mr. Rogers found out about the ninjas plot and decided they had to do something. They decided that they had to... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ninja_lord666 Posted August 7, 2007 Share Posted August 7, 2007 ...beat them to it. No ninja is going to kill Chuk's victims. Chuk, Indiana, and Mr. Rogers started attacking Everyone which got The Space Lobster and Crab United Army angry, so they attacked the natives who prayed to their god, the ogre for help. The ogre and Jack started beating on The Space Lobster and Crab United Army which upset Garth Wader. He began attacking the nearest person by him which happened to be Dave. This pissed off the other hobos who, in turn, attacked the military. the LHoFS went berserk and attacked Chuk Norris. This angered the Norris brothers Buck and Jerry who attacked the LHoFS. The FSF executives were enraged that someone dared attack their LHoFS and deployed an army of CCFSs and Fishicles to attack the Norris brothers. Just then, the two ninjas came out of their super secret huddle ready to kill everyone when they found the giant battle that had ensued. They shrugged and sat down to have some tea. Meanwhile, ChukIndy sat in a corner and cried because ninja_lord666 forgot to add them into the battle and didn't feel like re-writing the post. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marcus Wolfe Posted August 7, 2007 Share Posted August 7, 2007 And then it happened....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MastrGunZ Posted August 7, 2007 Share Posted August 7, 2007 ...everyone stopped fighting each other and looked at the portal where Marcus Wolfe was trapped. They all have been tolerating Marcus' retarded posts but now they just had enough, so they all paused their epic fight(the ninjas paused their tea drinking, and ChukIndy stopped crying) to say STFU. The fight promptly resumed, the ninjas went back to drinking tea, and the waterworks from ChukIndy started up again. After the battle was over Nobody had succeeded in killing Anybody so Someone suggested that Everyone just stop fighting. This suggestion resulted in... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Hippie Posted August 8, 2007 Share Posted August 8, 2007 a wizard appeared who shot firey rockets out of his staff; the people asked what he was known as the sorceror repleied "... They call me ........ Tim" so tim saved marcus ...and fed him to his own ghosty wolves and so the people feasted on oragutans batwings pigs feet and breafst cereals when suddenly ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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