Blacksnake89 Posted June 6, 2009 Share Posted June 6, 2009 Haha I just had an awsome conversation with someone. Me: Sup brah?Other guy: Not much just bored out of my mind.Me: There's a lot of people on the internet who pretend to be females. I read somewhere you can tell the gender of a person by what they do after sex. So the question is, What do you do after sex?Other guy: I bury her again.Me:...Other Guy: What?Me: Are you Kanh?Kanh: Yeah that's the name of my toon on WoW. How did you know? Are you Soandaur?Me: Lol no I'm, well I was Hodan.Kanh: Lol man I haven't seen you on in over a year what's been going on? I ran into an old guildy from WoW. Here's a screenshot from the original guild message that gave him away. It might be a bit small.Scratch that no SS it won't upload for some reason. But it had that exact conversation from "I read" up till "What?" He was always saying random stuff making people laugh. I remember back during the old raiding days he'd always make us lol over vent. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Birrii Posted June 6, 2009 Share Posted June 6, 2009 To be honest, 6 of ten people I've met are perverts. One example:You: HiStranger: hiStranger: aslYou: asl?Stranger: age sex locationYou: 19 female NorwayYou: You?Stranger: wanna suck my **** sexy ***** weare? OMFG! xO (sorry for my expression)but I have met some of nice people too :3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blacksnake89 Posted June 7, 2009 Share Posted June 7, 2009 To be honest, 6 of ten people I've met are perverts. One example:You: HiStranger: hiStranger: aslYou: asl?Stranger: age sex locationYou: 19 female NorwayYou: You?Stranger: wanna suck my **** sexy ***** weare? OMFG! xO (sorry for my expression)but I have met some of nice people too :3If someone ask's ASL just tell them you're a 50 year old fat guy from Amsterdam. You'll usually get a pretty funny response from them. When someone ask's ASL they're usually a troll so troll them back. When I get that I usually tell them I'm an 18 year old female college student from UCLA. After I get them going when they ask for pics I send them a nice fat pic of my arse with the words "Haha yur gay" written on it. Ah I love anti-trolling sometimes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Birrii Posted June 8, 2009 Share Posted June 8, 2009 <quote>QUOTE (Birrii @ Jun 6 2009, 09:53 AM) *To be honest, 6 of ten people I've met are perverts. One example:You: HiStranger: hiStranger: aslYou: asl?Stranger: age sex locationYou: 19 female NorwayYou: You?Stranger: wanna suck my **** sexy ***** weare? OMFG! xO (sorry for my expression)but I have met some of nice people too :3 If someone ask's ASL just tell them you're a 50 year old fat guy from Amsterdam. You'll usually get a pretty funny response from them. When someone ask's ASL they're usually a troll so troll them back. When I get that I usually tell them I'm an 18 year old female college student from UCLA. After I get them going when they ask for pics I send them a nice fat pic of my arse with the words "Haha yur gay" written on it. Ah I love anti-trolling sometimes.<quote/>LOL! xD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redpilot Posted June 8, 2009 Share Posted June 8, 2009 I didn't know what to expect, so I figured I'd blurt something random. Stranger: hiyaStranger: m/f?You: The chinese attack at Midnite!Your conversational partner has disconnected. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blacksnake89 Posted June 8, 2009 Share Posted June 8, 2009 Me: SupOther: Guy or Girl?Me: Gay GuyYour conversational partner has disconnected Another one for Blacksnake89. I love this site :thanks: Halororor Edit: Fair warning: I'm trolling Omegle like a basterd so if you connect with me watch out. Also if you think you found me on the site let me know here lol. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheCalliton Posted June 9, 2009 Share Posted June 9, 2009 Connecting to server...You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!Stranger: girl?Stranger: like sex?You: maybeStranger: i have big %&$!You: lolYou: im 50Stranger: i *ban me*You: and i have a bag on ym stomachYou: im a dudeStranger: *ban me*Your conversational partner has disconnected. omg Connecting to server...Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!You: hawdyStranger: BRASIL?You: canadaStranger: HAWDY JORGEYou: ...You: KAMAKAZEStranger: RONALDOYour conversational partner has disconnected. hehe Connecting to server...You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!Stranger: hiYou: theyre watching...Stranger: im watchingYou: no you arentYou: your typingStranger: im going to kill youYou: im aninjaYou: POOfYou have disconnected. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XanAlderon Posted June 9, 2009 Share Posted June 9, 2009 Yeah, this site is fun Stranger: hiStranger: aslYou: hihiYou: u?Stranger: 19 m holandYou: 7 F DenmarkStranger: 7?You: yessssStranger: oh pooStranger: bye Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Birrii Posted June 11, 2009 Share Posted June 11, 2009 Stranger: LET'S f***Stranger: ****You: huh?You: ...Stranger: u are a girl, right?You: no.... I'm a guy, and you have just proven to me that u're gay...Stranger: WTF????Your conversational partner has disconnected. LOL! xD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kresselack Posted June 11, 2009 Share Posted June 11, 2009 I bet nobody can beat this one! Connecting to server...Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!Stranger: i have webcam you?You: noYour conversational partner has disconnected. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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