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well someone actually made a mod that adds a downward hallway underground connecting the IC with the waterfront in a more realistic way. So... i guess laziness on Bethesda's part.

 

Heres one: Why do the in game warehouses barely have anything in them except empty crates. Whats the point? Thats not a warehouse? Its not even worth stealing from, its just something they put in there i guess as part of laziness so they dont have to put a merchant or something.

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Isn't it weird that no one ever farts in Oblivion?

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wheres the textile mills and butchers and bordellos

 

Damn, I miss Suran.

Dunmer know how to have a good time :thumbsup:

 

 

Why can't I carry that stupid heavy ring in my pocket but I can carry it around in my hands without any problems?

 

Why don't necromancers reanimate ME after they kill me? (Actually I think that would be quite cool... *goes off to make mod*)

 

Why do people still roam the roads during an Oblivion Crisis? Are they REALLY that stupid?

 

Why aren't there any lutes anymore? :(

 

Why don't people eat meat from creatures that EXIST like bears or scamps?

 

 

... Why don't the Huntsman's Pants have a crotch? :(

It's rather disturbing, but at the same time, it makes me feel rather free...

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Why can't I carry that stupid heavy ring in my pocket but I can carry it around in my hands without any problems?

-Its a secret power called havok. Bad thing is that you cannot carry great items, while they could go in your inventory.

Why don't necromancers reanimate ME after they kill me? (Actually I think that would be quite cool... *goes off to make mod*)

-Well, they normally do, but they kept it out of the game...

Why do people still roam the roads during an Oblivion Crisis? Are they REALLY that stupid?

-People need to live, even at awar

Why aren't there any lutes anymore? sad.gif

-someone stole them, there was a huge rat-problem in 94 (;D)

Why don't people eat meat from creatures that EXIST like bears or scamps?

-Have you ever done that?

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Isn't it weird that no one ever farts in Oblivion?

http://bestsmileys.com/lol/1.gif

 

wheres the textile mills and butchers and bordellos

 

Damn, I miss Suran.

Dunmer know how to have a good time :thumbsup:

 

 

Why can't I carry that stupid heavy ring in my pocket but I can carry it around in my hands without any problems?

 

Why don't necromancers reanimate ME after they kill me? (Actually I think that would be quite cool... *goes off to make mod*)

 

Why do people still roam the roads during an Oblivion Crisis? Are they REALLY that stupid?

 

Why aren't there any lutes anymore? :(

 

Why don't people eat meat from creatures that EXIST like bears or scamps?

 

 

... Why don't the Huntsman's Pants have a crotch? :(

It's rather disturbing, but at the same time, it makes me feel rather free...

well, huntsmen get rather lonely so when they bump into each other they dont want to waste time ;)

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Why dont the daedra attack the imperial city? but they attack the little places they finally decide to attack the imperial city after you got all of the items

 

 

Because the defenses of the other cites would hinder the invasion.They had no idea that you had all the items.Besides,the goal was to kill Martin.Not **** up the imperial city.

 

 

Why do Argonians breathe underwater yet have to sign of gills.

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Have you heard that deadra worship is becoming increasingly prevalent in the Somerset Isles?

 

-out

 

LMAO LMAO LMAO THAT IS THE FUNNIEST THING I HAVE HEARD IN... lMAO... LIKE A YEAR!!!!!!... i gave you !!KUDOS!!

 

Why do all of the daedric people have scottish accents?

 

Why do all the heavy armors give your guy a fat upperbody and a skirt?

 

Why was Lucien Lachance in my bedroom last night?

 

WTF WAS THE GLUE ATTACK OF 94?!?!?!?!?!

 

Why in the name of akatosh is Chuck Norris in Oblivion??? :wallbash:

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