Adelbert Posted March 15, 2005 Share Posted March 15, 2005 As some wiseguy started the sock washer thingy, one of the dwarves who, strangely, could speak Swedish, said:"Åh nej, nu dör vi" which means Oh no, now we die. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gabbemaster Posted March 16, 2005 Share Posted March 16, 2005 But another Swedish-dwarf said: "Sluta snacka svenska! Ingen förstår vad du snackar om!" which means "Stop talking Swedish, No one understand what you are talking abou..."The Dwarf didn't finish what he was going to say, because he died. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adelbert Posted March 16, 2005 Share Posted March 16, 2005 The first swedish dwarf didn't answer the second swedish dwarf in swedish, because he died to. Then, it suddenly started raining cookies and all was good again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gabbemaster Posted March 17, 2005 Share Posted March 17, 2005 But, not everyone was happy. Because some bad-guy had put some glue in one of the cakes, and sadly, the one who ate the cookie, couldn't speak after that, because he couldn't open his mouth anymore. That may not sound so bad, but it was! Because he was not able to tell the rebels that he was on their side when the revolution came... And therefore, the "no-more-talking-thingy" died to... His death was a great loss for... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fishystick Posted March 17, 2005 Share Posted March 17, 2005 ...SANTA-Super-Anti-Network-TV-Alliance! SANTA's only task was to destroy every television and every network in the whole world. The leader of SANTA, Bob Bub Bobson decided to... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CLB1110 Posted March 18, 2005 Share Posted March 18, 2005 Take his own life, and destroy the whole world too. But suddenly the Justice League appeared out of nowhere and as Robin said "Holy Flying Dunmer Batman!!!" the Dunmer indeed flew out of the sky and destroyed the Justice League using only chitin weapons! It was the biggest discrace the Justice League had ever suffered, but since they were dead they didnt know they were suffering this discrace of epic proportions. So the Dunmer decided to settle on the land now known as Tatooine, and thet became the first Sith. They built lightsticks out of netch leather and skooma and were a force to be reckoned with. They slaughtered whole colonies of Dark Elves. It was a sad age indeed. The world almost came under the rule of the dunmer sith lightstick weilders when all of the sudden... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abramul Posted March 18, 2005 Share Posted March 18, 2005 an Argonian by the name of Yo'Da appeared. Seeing the evils perpetrated by the Dunmer Sith, he... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fishystick Posted March 18, 2005 Share Posted March 18, 2005 ..Let out a giant fart and so, all the dunmer died. To bad, to sad. Yo'Da suddenly realized that his name was silly and so he changed his name to Larry. Larry started counting his toes and.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gabbemaster Posted March 21, 2005 Share Posted March 21, 2005 realised that this wasn't what he was supposed to do, and started chasing the girls instead. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Indoril Nerevar Posted April 8, 2005 Author Share Posted April 8, 2005 Larry mated with many different species, but for some reason, his "bedmates" produced Dunmer and replenished the land of Morrowind in one hundred years. Poligamy was then honoured among Dunmer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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