[SE]I want but a good looking potato!

[CuteMonki]

Jesus H Christ! I actually feel like I am going INSANE! Imagine sitting at your PC well past midnight, ready to pull your hair out because you realize there are retextures for pretty much all foods/ingredients BUT POTATOES! I've found about two; one adds a lot of roots and is very stylized, and another is part of an LE mod, but it has very strange seams.

 

Please, for the love of everything holy, will someone PLEASE make a high-res potato mod ;-;