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Skyrim SE Mod Downloads Now ~20X Starfield. Prediction fulfilled.


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I'd like to take nominations for any 3D rendered game made since 2020 that has uglier NPCs than Starfield, and at the same time laud the character, body, clothing, makeup, and tatoo artists that keep making Skyrim SE evermore gorgeous.

Let's assess the situation: Top 30 days mods downloads: Skyrim SE ~>30K.  Starfield ~1.6K.

I suspect no amount of fresh interstellar planetary adventure can compensate for the revulsion caused by the female NPC appearance in Starfield.  Ranking soy-based foods, atrazine, fluoride water/toothepaste, flourescent lighting. lack of sunlight and exercise, and cell phones in pockets against Starfield, it is clear that Starfield is the leading cause of male disfunction syndrome (both interest and counts).

On the other hand >12 years later, Skyrim continues to evoke all wholesome heroic energies with Nord goddesses saying things like "May you die with a sword in your hand friend".

When I decided to postpone my purchase of Starfield until it didn't look like crap, I though I'd be playing it Christmas holidays 2023.  Now, I doubt I'll ever play it.  Bethesda probably got more than compensated by Microsoft for fulfilling their emasculating corporate agenda.

 

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I'm actually more of a sci-fi fan than I am a fantasy fan.  Played a lot of Elite Dangerous back in the day.  Was really pumped for Starfield.  What garbage it turned out to be.  Still can't play it either, it's just so poorly made.  I spent months tweaking and modding it trying to get it to run smoothly.

Came back to Skyrim.  Thank goodness for Mantella, Skyrim is a whole new game now.

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