(Unserious Mod Idea) The Elder Shady

[GameAndFlame]

Basically this is what the mod does:

 

Adds a single new NPC named "Elder Shady." He has a blonde buzzcut, oversized Tshirt and oversized pants and for some reason heavily resembles Slim Shady. He spends his time travelling the roads of Skyrim, occasionally spending a couple days in a city or small village before leaving again. He spends his entire time repeating every freestyle and song hes ever made (acapella, no music). His walking animation consists of a slow slightly crouched walk, accompanied by quick and symbolic hand movements that resemble a "Rapper". He never stops rapping. He never stops moving his hands or walking. His journey never ends. Due to his absolutely over-the-top abilities in the way of the Voice, all enemies avoid fighting him or even responding to him. You can sometimes hear him approaching from outside a City or Tavern if you listen closely:

"Im more or less sick in the head. Maybe more cuz i modded Skyrim today, yesterday and the day before!" *hand movements* 

 

 

(Im high asf while writing this but i cant imagine this mod not being funny if it existed)

[Inthesaaand]

I can see it now, Elder Shady and Cicero meet outside a tavern at high noon.

This town ain't big enough for the both of us !