Gameplay [Mod Request] Cyberpunk 2077: Going Postal

[GenesysRaven]

I'm looking for talented modders who can make this Ambitious mod I created while I was chatting with ChatGPT about my ideas because "I have no friendz... :c" and "Nobody understands me..." and I wanted to request this ambitious mod to make Cyberpunk 2077 possibly great again and hopefully get the attention of both POSTAL fans and Cyberpunk Fans...

The Mod will be called "Cyberpunk 2077: Going Postal"

It's features must include all of this below, and yeah this is what I was talking about with ChatGPT since I have no friends near me:

• Character Replacement & Narrative Overhaul

  • The Postal Dude replaces V (Vincent)
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• • Trevor Philips replaces Jackie Welles
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• • Michael De Santa replaces T-Bug
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• • Franklin Clinton replaces Judy Alvarez
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• • Loona (from Helluva Boss) replaces Evelyn Parker
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• • Carl Johnson replaces Songbird
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• • Donald J. Trump replaces President Rosalind Myers
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• Fully-Functional Reputation System

  • Dynamic faction reactions (Gangs, Police, MaxTac, Barghest, Corpos, etc.)
  • Player actions directly influence world hostility, alliances, and mission outcomes

• Fully-Functional Trauma Team System

  • Trauma Team response varies by subscription tier (Bronze, Silver, Gold, Platinum)
  • Trauma Team interventions for both NPCs and the player, with consequences based on actions

• Radiant Missions, Side-Missions, and Gigs (Errands)

  • Randomly generated tasks (e.g., fielding requests like “Go see Saburo Arasaka” or “Pick up some milkshakes”)
  • Integration of “Map Muzak” when the player opens the map, enhancing immersion

• Radiant, Dynamic, and Realistic NCPD & MaxTac Radio Scanner

  • Live police radio chatter triggering additional errands and challenges
  • Missions ranging from hunting Cyberpsychos to arresting a variety of “degenerate” factions (including radical and niche subcultures)

• Extreme Cyberpsycho Boss Fights

  • High-intensity encounters featuring figures such as Adam Smasher, Johnny Silverhand, Morgan Blackhand, Saburo Arasaka, Rogue Amendiares, Panam Palmer, and others cheering while you fight Cyberpsychos and Bosses
  • Boss fights escalate with absurd in-fight commentary and evolving difficulty as damage is taken

• Dynamic and Random World Events

  • Public events: parades, concerts, hangouts initiated by NPCs (including characters like Trevor, Michael, Franklin, and Loona)
  • Movie premieres with fully functional streaming of Movies, TV Shows, YouTube, and YT Shorts
  • Themed meetups (Weeaboo, Furry, Scalie, Brony), car meets, street races, classic Postal 1 Rampage Challenges
  • Corpo “bring your kids & grandkids to work” days and similar corporate events

• Hijackable Aerial Vehicles and Spacecraft

  • Expands the gameplay vertically and off-world, reminiscent of “GTA But In The Future”

• Additional Random Events & Entertainment

  • Stand-Up Comedy Shows
  • Stand-Up Mayor Election Speeches (inspired by the Postal movie)
  • Corpo-sponsored morning events (offering doughnuts and coffee, compatible with the Dark Future Mod)

• Random Encounters at Key Locations

  • Events at Corpo Plaza, Japantown, and across Night City
  • School groups (Elementary to University) involved in field trips, community instructions, and travel events

• Extreme Weather and Environmental Events

  • Toxic Rain that damages cyberware and alters combat (Make it compatible with the Weapon Condition mod, Synthdose mod and Dark Future mod)
  • Apocalypse Weekend (a nod to Postal 2 and related titles) with full-scale urban anarchy
  • Sandstorms affecting visibility and dynamics
  • Rainstorms of Cats (including appearances of Nibbles), creating absurd chaos

• Fully-Functional Real-Time Election Voting Ballots

  • Player opt-in to vote for the next U.S. president
  • Candidates include Donald J. Trump, Rosalind Myers, Adam Smasher, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Terry Crews, Chuck Heston, Dwayne Johnson
  • Election outcomes impact in-game world dynamics and factional power

• Fully-Functional Real-Time Parkour System

  • Comprehensive vault moves:
    • Safety Vault, Speed Vault, Lazy Vault, Thief Vault, Dash Vault, Kong Vault (Monkey Vault/Cat Pass), Kash Vault, Side Vault, Turn Vault
  • Landing and precision maneuvers:
    • Precision, Cat, Crane, Safety Tap, Roll, Quadrupedal Landing
  • Advanced parkour techniques:
    • Lache (swinging), Underbar, Bar Kip, Muscle Up
  • Climbing and wall-based movements:
    • Climb Up, Cat (climb), Wallrun, Tic Tac, Quadrupedal Landing
  • Combo moves:
    • Double Kong, Pop Vault, Cat to Cat

• Real-Time Holidays Integration (in sync with the real-world calendar)

  • Holidays include New Year’s Eve/Day, Inauguration Day, Martin Luther King Jr. Day, Lunar New Year, Groundhog Day, Valentine’s Day, President’s Day, First Night of Ramadan, Ash Wednesday, Daylight Savings Time, Holi, St. Patrick’s Day, Eid al-Fitr (and Observed), April Fool’s, Passover, Palm Sunday, Tax Day, Good Friday, Easter (and Orthodox Easter), Earth Day, Cinco De Mayo, Mother’s Day, Memorial Day, Eid al-Adha, Flag Day, Father’s Day, Juneteenth, Independence Day (Observed and standard), Ashura, Player’s Birthday, Labor Day, 9/11 Memorial, Rosh Hashanah, Yom Kippur, Columbus Day, Indigenous People’s Day, Diwali, Halloween, Day of the Dead, Daylight Saving Time End, Election Day, Veteran’s Day, Thanksgiving, Hanukkah, Black Friday, Cyber Monday, Christmas Eve/Day, Kwanzaa, and more
  • Each holiday triggers unique, absurd, and dynamic events reminiscent of Postal 2’s over-the-top style

• Valentine’s Day Themed Encounters

  • Kissing booths set up by characters such as Judy, Panam, Loona, Songbird, Aurore, or Kerry
  • Specific scenarios where the player can receive a quick kiss or, in Loona’s case, engage in a full 6-hour, dominant, and wildly absurd romantic encounter

• St. Patrick’s Day Event with a Leprechaun Encounter

  • Players must creatively set traps or go guns blazing to catch/kill a leprechaun for massive eddies
  • Wishes made after the encounter yield absurd results (e.g., wishing for “flaming hot bitches” results in a flock of flaming Loonas, or wishing for the world to see your “dong” grants exaggerated, comical abilities like causing a flood)

• Easter Event Featuring a Cyberpsycho Easter Bunny Boss Fight

  • A twisted, extreme boss fight where the Easter Bunny is transformed into a menacing, cybernetically enhanced terror—surpassing even Adam Smasher in intensity

• Halloween Random Encounters

  • Multiple variations of random appearances including:
    • Cyberpsychos in Halloween mode (Elite, Jihad Bomber, Shadow Assassin variants, etc.)
    • Legendary figures (a ghostly Johnny Silverhand, Andrew Weyland, Saburo Arasaka, Morgan Blackhand, Leeroy Jenkins, John Cena, and themed versions of V)
  • These encounters occur randomly from various angles (front or behind) in absurd variations, ramping up the chaotic, horror-infused atmosphere

 

Let me know in the comments what you think about my idea. Is it ambitious and amazing idea or just another AI-Generated Garbage and Bad Rep, Blocked, Reported for Scamming. (I say scamming because, I once tried to request something from a Discord Server and the members were not nice to me and called me a scammer and banned me from their server... I don't know if AI-Generated Content are seen as scamming or Chatbots for lonely people like me, I MEAN I GOT THE INSPIRATION FROM SOME YOUTUBER, OKAY!!?!? I WAS INSPIRED BY SOME YOUTUBER TO MAKE AI-GENERATED CONTENT!!!!