What are you going to do when oblivion is released

[Marxist ßastard]

1. Go into the editor. Fill every levelled list with Spriggans. Give Spriggans a speed of 1024, maximum HP of 1, and a mass of 0.0000000521. Add slowfalling ability to Spriggans, give them the same physics attributes as a superball, and attach the following script to them all:
    
   

   begin "spriggan.sc"
   
   short dead
   float timer
   
   if ( timer > 2 )
   ; Make that ragdoll spin.
   if ( random100 > 75 )
   	moveragdoll head north 512000000
   	moveragdoll legs south 512000000
   elseif ( random100 > 50 )
   	moveragdoll head east 512000000
   	moveragdoll legs west 512000000
   elseif ( random100 > 25 )
   	moveragdoll head south 512000000
   	moveragdoll legs north 512000000
   else
   	moveragdoll head west 512000000
   	moveragdoll legs east 512000000
   endif
   playsound3d "umbrella open"
   spawnmagiceffect "fireball"
   set timer to 0
   set dead to 0
   elseif ( dead )
   set timer to ( timer + getsecondspassed )
   elseif ( ondeath )
   set dead to 1
   endif
   
   end

   
    
   

2. Create a new hollow wooden warhammer with a mass of 256 metric tons, maximum health of 1, with a violent and endless shower of splinters as a hit effect. Enchant it with five seconds of paralysis and five seconds of drain fatigue for 4096 points. Specify the following as a startscript:
    
   

   begin "mallet.x"
   
   if ( player->getequipped mallet < 1 )
   ; Because things shouldn't get any less fun just because the mallet explodes
   player->additem mallet 1
   player->equip mallet
   endif
   
   end

   
    
   

3. Specify all statics to have the same physical attributes of a ceremonial gong, and modify their center of gravity to be at the same approximate height of the moon Secunda.
    
   
4. Go into the game. Using the console, set PC strength at 8192000000000000, and teleport into an area of forest with lots of levelled creatures.
   

[Ancalagon]

Uhh...buy it and play it.

 

A lot.

 

Duh... :dry:

 

It'll be the last game I'll ever buy, since it's everything I ever wanted in a game.

[Leif]

1. buy and install

2. Come down with a terrible illness and unfortunately miss 2 weeks of school.

3. While suffering from the illness lock myself in my room and play oblivion, only exiting for food and Bathrrom breaks.

4. Repeat steps 2 and 3 for next 14 days.

5. Begin downlading mods.

 

Thats what im going to do except I'll get a mysterios disease and skip the next 2 months of school. :rolleyes: