genpatton2 Posted September 11, 2009 Share Posted September 11, 2009 i love chuck norris jokes xD heres some good ones Some people like to eat frogs' legs. Chuck Norris likes to eat lizard legs. Hence, snakes. When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris Chuck Norris’ house has no doors, only walls that he walks through. Chuck Norris CAN believe it's not butter. Chuck Norris can divide by zero Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Little Posted September 11, 2009 Share Posted September 11, 2009 Jesus walked over the water-hajava script:add_smilie(":devil:","smid_29") Chuck Norris swam through the land I know that my english is under all pig!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
genpatton2 Posted September 11, 2009 Author Share Posted September 11, 2009 Jesus walked over the water-hajava script:add_smilie(":devil:","smid_29") Chuck Norris swam through the land I know that my english is under all pig!!!lol that one's good A picture is worth a thousand words. A Chuck Norris is worth 1 billion words.Chuck Norris doesnt shave; he kicks himself in the face. The only thing that can cut Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris.Chuck Norris always knows the EXACT location of Carmen SanDiego Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheCalliton Posted September 11, 2009 Share Posted September 11, 2009 http://www.chuck-norris-jokes.com/ i know most of em Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Little Posted September 11, 2009 Share Posted September 11, 2009 poo I just don't know how to put these smileys in this box!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
genpatton2 Posted September 11, 2009 Author Share Posted September 11, 2009 When taking the SAT, write "Chuck Norris" for every answer. You will score over 8000 Chuck Norris invented black. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink. Chuck Norris has the greatest Poker-Face of all time. He won the 1983 World Series of Poker, despite holding only a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoloy card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game UNO. On his birthday, Chuck Norris randomly selects one lucky child to be thrown into the sun. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheCalliton Posted September 11, 2009 Share Posted September 11, 2009 chuck norris counted to infinity... twice chuck norris can delete the recycling bin bill gates lives in constant fear that chuck norris' PC will crash chuck norris can strangle you with a crodless phone Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
genpatton2 Posted September 11, 2009 Author Share Posted September 11, 2009 chuck norris counted to infinity... twice chuck norris can delete the recycling bin bill gates lives in constant fear that chuck norris' PC will crash chuck norris can strangle you with a crodless phonelmao niceIf you Google search "Chuck Norris getting his ass kicked" you will generate zero results. It just doesn't happen.Little known medical fact: Chuck Norris invented the Caesarean section when he roundhouse-kicked his way out of his monther's womb.It takes Chuck Norris 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xxXEvandarXxx Posted September 11, 2009 Share Posted September 11, 2009 If you Google search "Chuck Norris getting his ass kicked" you will generate zero results. It just doesn't happen.That reminds me... Write 'Find Chuck Norris' in Google and click on 'I'm Feeling Lucky'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
genpatton2 Posted September 11, 2009 Author Share Posted September 11, 2009 If you Google search "Chuck Norris getting his ass kicked" you will generate zero results. It just doesn't happen.That reminds me... Write 'Find Chuck Norris' in Google and click on 'I'm Feeling Lucky'.lol i already tried it before Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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