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i love chuck norris jokes xD

 

 

heres some good ones

 

 

Some people like to eat frogs' legs. Chuck Norris likes to eat lizard legs. Hence, snakes.

 

When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris

 

Chuck Norris’ house has no doors, only walls that he walks through.

 

Chuck Norris CAN believe it's not butter.

 

Chuck Norris can divide by zero

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Jesus walked over the water

-hajava script:add_smilie(":devil:","smid_29") Chuck Norris swam through the land

 

I know that my english is under all pig!!!

lol that one's good

 

A picture is worth a thousand words. A Chuck Norris is worth 1 billion words.

Chuck Norris doesnt shave; he kicks himself in the face. The only thing that can cut Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris always knows the EXACT location of Carmen SanDiego

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When taking the SAT, write "Chuck Norris" for every answer. You will score over 8000

 

Chuck Norris invented black. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink.

 

Chuck Norris has the greatest Poker-Face of all time. He won the 1983 World Series of Poker, despite holding only a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoloy card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game UNO.

 

On his birthday, Chuck Norris randomly selects one lucky child to be thrown into the sun.

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chuck norris counted to infinity... twice

 

chuck norris can delete the recycling bin

 

bill gates lives in constant fear that chuck norris' PC will crash

 

chuck norris can strangle you with a crodless phone

lmao nice

If you Google search "Chuck Norris getting his ass kicked" you will generate zero results. It just doesn't happen.

Little known medical fact: Chuck Norris invented the Caesarean section when he roundhouse-kicked his way out of his monther's womb.

It takes Chuck Norris 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes

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If you Google search "Chuck Norris getting his ass kicked" you will generate zero results. It just doesn't happen.

That reminds me... Write 'Find Chuck Norris' in Google and click on 'I'm Feeling Lucky'.

lol i already tried it before

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