Gabbemaster Posted January 12, 2006 Share Posted January 12, 2006 Ok, here is my first one: 3 vampires was hungry, but they had a home to protect from the vampire-hunters, so they couldnt all go out for a hunt at the same time. They decided that two of them should stay guard, and the other one hunt. the first vampire went out, and when he returned, he had blood all over his teeth. "You must have had a great hunt!" the two other said. "Yes, i found a little kid all alone in the woods... tasty" Anyway... The next vampire went out, and when he returned, he had blood all over his mouth.:"Sounds like you had a good hunt!" the other two said. "Yes", he answered, "I found a horse all alone in the woods... tasty". Anyway, the third vampire went out, and after a long time he returned, with blood all over his face! "Oh my!" Said the other two vampires, "What did you eat?" "Well..." said the third vampire, "See that wall over there at the end of the woods?" "Yes" the other two answered. "Well..." the third vampire said. "I didn't..." *You are supposed to laugh now* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oblivion234 Posted June 15, 2006 Share Posted June 15, 2006 got leg stuck in two bars that made a square.fire dep. had cut the bar open lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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