SkurgeDrakken Posted April 15, 2014 Share Posted April 15, 2014 Anyone else tired of the noble Redguard warriors,and would like to see brown skinned peoples having more fun? Well have I got an idea for You. Red G's ,straight gangsta pimps Who don't care about honoring gods or anything else. Imagine gaudily tricked out lowrider carriages pulled by Shetland ponies,whose occupants sip on Honningbrew Mead 40's while jamming to MC Biz'ard ,firing Dwemer pistols into the air,seducing young Nord girls with Skooma and Moon Sugar and generally being thugs.Of course You need rival G factions to fight for turf with,so just color one groups clothing green and the other orange,and there You have it, instant rivalry. Sounds fun,huh?And no,this isn't meant to be racist ,just a more jovial way of playing in a sometimes too stuffy gamespace.Think of it as bringing a little GTA spirit to Skyrim. Thanks for reading. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deleted150604User Posted April 15, 2014 Share Posted April 15, 2014 (edited) Anyone else tired of the noble Redguard warriors,and would like to see brown skinned peoples having more fun? Well have I got an idea for You. Red G's ,straight gangsta pimps Who don't care about honoring gods or anything else. Imagine gaudily tricked out lowrider carriages pulled by Shetland ponies,whose occupants sip on Honningbrew Mead 40's while jamming to MC Biz'ard ,firing Dwemer pistols into the air,seducing young Nord girls with Skooma and Moon Sugar and generally being thugs.Of course You need rival G factions to fight for turf with,so just color one groups clothing green and the other orange,and there You have it, instant rivalry. Sounds fun,huh?And no,this isn't meant to be racist ,just a more jovial way of playing in a sometimes too stuffy gamespace.Think of it as bringing a little GTA spirit to Skyrim. Thanks for reading. Sounds like it'd be funnier if it was just applied to the general bandits in a vaguely saint's row style. I mean really, is that as funny as seeing a nord doing the same too, with a purple bandanna, rings, and an entire wagon wheel or other unwieldy object gold plated on a chain?. Maybe a mod that just gangstifies every faction. I can see Ulfric randomly sipping out of a pimp chalice and smoking the blunts from skyrim cannabis while his homies the Stormcloaks focus on adding bear-themed spinners to their shields. General Tullius would be concentrating on his Scarface-styled skooma castle, and the Wizards of Winterhold would be trying to turn wood into gold. The Dawnguard would prefer silver bling. Oh, and taking any line with "gee" in it and abusing it to make everyone say that after every sentence. I'm sure "home" could be combined with any "me" to make a decent "homie" as well. Not to mention the Jarl of Whiterun and his hip-hop slams about the other holds. Edited April 15, 2014 by Guest Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SkurgeDrakken Posted April 15, 2014 Author Share Posted April 15, 2014 Hey Funktasm,thanks for understanding the humor in My suggestion,Your ideas enhance the comedy aspect.Thanks again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JobVanDam Posted April 15, 2014 Share Posted April 15, 2014 Upcoming OBIS Redone's Dusk Dealers. Amen. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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