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Stupidest monster 'suicide'?


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I was walking through a cave, the air was moist and the air dense, I hear faint footsteps ahead. . . I get my sword out ready to strike. Suddenly an ogre charged around the corner and I was paralyzed with fear and watched the ogre fall down a hole in the ground landing into a pit of spike.
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Really, nothing beats those stupid wolves or mountain lions chasing you down the steep hills and mountain tops in attempts to fight you, but falling a bit too far and dying upon hitting the ground.
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I've just had a 'murder mystery' monster 'suicide'(??).

 

I was being chased by a Mythic Dawn guard through the sewers. I hadn't attacked him, and the sewers should have been free of critters and traps. After getting far enough away to lose him I went into 'sneak mode' and crept back. Only, after I made the area transition, he was already on the floor - DEAD.

 

Cause of death, motive and means remains unknown at this time. :mellow:

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um, tecnicaly it's not suicide...or maybe it is, but anyway I always enoy lurring skeletons or banits to run directly it those giant blades in the Aleyid ruins. I piss my slef laughing everytime they die that way.
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This is not technically suicide, nor is it done by monsters, but

rather the incredibly dim Imperial Legion Foresters.

 

I saw two going after the same deer when one accidentally hit the other,

naturally resulting in them shooting at each other until one of them died.

 

It was not only good entertainment, but it was early in the game and

I was able to get a nice full set of armor by looting the corpse.

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A zombie chased me.

I went underwater (I had a ring or necklace that allowed me to breathe underwater).

It even chased me down there (must've been a bug????)

The zombie drowned. Proof that zombies DO have lungs.

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