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^Nice...

Well Killer apparently you got topped.

 

I don't really have anything, I think the only real thing that counts was when I was mucking around with acrobatics and jumped onto the roofs in the imperial market district. I got out my bow and arrows and managed to just hit an officer, and was thinking 'Oh crap I've got tons of stolen items and I don't really want to go to jail...' But instead of getting all angry at me, he goes and attacks one of the imperial watch tower guys (with the white and gold armor).

 

Anyway, so him and a few officers take down the watchman while I get away with murder and stealing from a recently dead body.

 

Funnily enough, I've never gotten this to happen again. But I think it isn't too much of a wow factor as a, hey would you look at that. It made me laugh at the time.

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POSSIBLE SPOLIER!!!!!!

 

 

 

 

 

When i saved erthor for the MG, i opened his chest for loot and i am expelled for theft because of looting his chest.

Until i found the intredigents(sp?) for accessing to arcane university(was my last recommendation mission or before last)he sticked to me. I can't do any shoplifting, murdering but for his good he became a archer(if he didn't...). He had dwarwen arrows and a silver bow and took an ogre when i was in a cave. I was like "WTF?!" when i saw his taking out the ogre but his disposition is 0 towards me.

Hey don't look at me like that. I didn't try any of the hilarty&midas spells on him

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Fighters Guild Spoiler

 

 

 

 

 

When I performed the quest "The Master's Son" everything went good and I came back Chorrol by Fast Travel. Then I turned around, I gave a look at the beloved son of Vilena Donton, just to assure he was by my side, and he was only in undies, shield and gloves.

 

After a short moment of shock, I realised that after the hard fight, he finally felt at home and put himself comfortable :biggrin:

 

Spoiler end

 

 

 

Another one was the first time as a vampire: my first chosen meal was the neck of a Dark Brother. The message said: "What would you like to do with this innocent citizen ? Feed / Speak". INNOCENT CITIZEN ?!? A paid assassin ?!?

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After I beat the game and got every one in Bravil to like me, I ended up just randomly attacking a guard. Instantly every citizen in Bravil was trying to kill that guard, including the other guards. I just sort of stared for a little while, and then I decided to join the fun. I was just hacking maddly away at anyone within reach, which turned out to be everyone. I've never been arrested since. Also, in Skingrad I ended up seeing someone get killed for trying to steal a rake. Why would any one try to pick-pocket a rake?!?
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Another one was when I ended up killing everyone but Neville in the whodunnit quest. Neville ended up attacking every one with a slaughterfish. Then he tried to chop the door down with the slaughterfish :biggrin: Also, in the same day, I shot Nels the Naughty in such an angle that he bounced of the ceiling, against both walls, and off the balcony.

 

After that, I poisoned every guard in skingrad. :devil: :banana: I really don't know why I put that there. ( I put that there ) Quiet Bob. ( Okay ) Anyway the funniest bit was when I walked out side, and I heard the sound of a guard die. I wandered around, and eventually I found about nine or ten dead gaurds. They were all at the gate!

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I remember, while doing the last quest, Martin hit Jauffre while trying to kill a Dremora. Jauffre got Mad and started attacking Martin, and killed him! :confused: I had to reload my save and make sure that Martin did not hit Jauffre, it took me about 3-4 reloads.
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At the Battle For Bruma, everyone is unessential, everyone. That is, unless you're smart and save Corruption and Conscience until later. Then, Ulrich Leland will be essential. However, he's the only one.
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