Funny Oblivion Incidents

[amathyne]

Well, the funniest one for me was in the last Oblivion tower, I reached the very top, and had a limited amount of time before the war machine came out of the big gate, and I was using one of those weapons with a flame effect, which sends people flying way up in the air after you kill them. Well I killed this Dremora warlord guy, and he flew over the railing of the tower, but I was sure he had the key I needed, and I was fresh out of lockpicks. So I actually jumped over the railing after him, opened up the inventory, landed on the platform below after taking out the key, and ran up the steps, and went through the door. That was close.

 

 

Actually, that sounds like a way cool move!! I admit part of me loves the weapons that makes them go flying backwards when you hit 'em. It's very satisfying in an evil sort of way.

 

Walking must be tiring and long.

I never walk nor use horse. I prefer flying... here:

http://www.tessource.net/files/file.php?id=4094

 

Also if it works for you, you can also install this awesome set of wings:

http://www.tessource.net/files/cache/5480.html

 

just trying to help you discover walking isnt the right solution to the Dying Horses problem.

 

Anything to get away from the horse-hating-psycho-bandits. Just as a test, last time that happened I saved and reloaded the game four times, and all four times the same thing happened... the bandit ran past me and attacked my horse! I'm standing there watching as he yells "I've fought mud-crabs fiercer than you!" at my flippin' horse! I mean - DUH dude, you're fighting a horse!

 

Come to think of it - maybe that's why he finaly committed suicide! :P Wings though - I gotta try that! Thanks!!

[Ibuprofen]

My funniest incident, was probably only funny to me.

 

i bought the house in skingrad and hired the servent.. and i waited for her to walk in the door.

 

She said "Be well ma'lord" and then i killed her..

 

It was funny to me :)

[thursti]

Stuff like that... I always do that.

 

The Kajjit in the Dark Brotherhood. For the purification quest, he was like hope we become good friends! Then he lay on the floor dead.

[amathyne]

Watching my horse commit suicide. One day I got off my horse, and he immediately goes and walks - very slowly and calmly - right off the edge of a cliff.

 

Uhhh... Was it something I said?

 

Then there are the horse-hating-psycho-bandits. A couple of times I ran into bandits who went right past me to attack my horse, and would not pay any attention to me until my horse was dead. Even when I got between them and my horse, they would go BACK AROUND me to get at my horse again!! I mean - did my horse steal your girlfriend, or something??

 

So both those things together, I just walk now. It's easier! :P

 

Walking must be tiring and long.

I never walk nor use horse. I prefer flying... here:

http://www.tessource.net/files/file.php?id=4094

 

Also if it works for you, you can also install this awesome set of wings:

http://www.tessource.net/files/cache/5480.html

 

just trying to help you discover walking isnt the right solution to the Dying Horses problem.

 

 

OK - The wings and the flight spells ROCK!! Thanks! I thought the wings would look really cheesy, but they look totally cool. A thousand thanks for pointing those out to me.

[Birdcatmeow]

OK - The wings and the flight spells ROCK!! Thanks! I thought the wings would look really cheesy, but they look totally cool. A thousand thanks for pointing those out to me.

 

you are VM welcome :happy: may your horse never end up in a suiside...

[Muzzle_Flash]

funniest moment when i closed the door on someguy stuck in the doorway... his body went through the door and started twitching uncontrollably hehe

 

also, i love playing with the corpse mashers in oblivion :happy:

[CJD]

funniest moment when i closed the door on someguy stuck in the doorway... his body went through the door and started twitching uncontrollably hehe

 

also, i love playing with the corpse mashers in oblivion :happy:

 

hehheh corpse mashers Heehee. dont mash a deadroth, they fly all over the place, when only half their body is in. ever use the mashers while the guy under it is still alive? Woah scream city, he wouldnt shut up, i think it was a glitch. it was funny, a dead deadra sitting there going AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[burningsack]

well i was doing the anvil reccomendation. But their was an oblivion gate near caminalda. so i never got into conversation. and it created a 3 way fight beetween me and my allys, caminalda and the daedra. Also once their was a dead mythic dawn in a cage in oblivion. I opened the cage and jumped down and grabb stuff from his inventory in mid air.

[thursti]

haha just dont fall on the corpse masher like i did

[farlin]

Once, I lead a group of (hostile) guards into the mages guild of Bravil. For some reason, the mages take my side. after the guards (and most of the guild) are dead, I see a mage charge downstairs. When I follow, I see the suriving 4 or 5 mages all fighting this one mage in ebony. he kills all but one unkillable, who revives,and chases him outside, where the guards join in again. In the end, there were 2 unkillable mages vs. the guards vs. each other. Then one archer remembered who started it all and shot me in the back, killing me. Oh, and where do you hire the servant in Skingrad?